This might trigger paranoid schizophrenia.

You might be thinking "Wowzers! I have NEVER... EVER... Seen a guide so aimed towards me!".
Which you are thinking because what else would you think of this? What, do you have a moral compass or something?


To shake your wife's corpse, I would just grab it and shake it around a little bit.

THE END!
I hope that this guide helped all you wife shakers!