This guide is currently a WIP, based on my first run of the game.
I didn't write down where I found all the cards when I found them, and each card can only be found once, so there may be mistakes. Please let me know if there are, and I will fix them ASAP.

I don't remember where exactly I found each card, cards with an imprecise location will have (wip) next to the philosopher's name.

Cards with no location information will have (WIP)

Note:
I am currently unaware of whether which card appears is random or if the philosophers have set locations. I am writing this guide under the assumption that each philosopher is always found in the spot where I found them.
If I receive evidence to the contrary, I will rewrite/reformat this guide with locations where cards can be found, and a table of card names, numbers, and stats.

I am publishing 9/13/2025, as a wip, because I think the cards look cool and I need to go to sleep. I will make edits and add information as it becomes available to me.

I did not find card #1 in my first run

Location: Unclear
I remember getting him less than halfway through the game

Stats:
300 ATK
400 DEF

Location: Unclear

Stats:
300 ATK
350 DEF

Location:

Stats:
450 ATK
480 DEF

Location: I got him towards the beginning of the game

Stats:
430 ATK
460 DEF

Location:

Stats:
250 ATK
150 DEF

Location: one of the first cards i got

Stats:
450 ATK
420 DEF

Location: I believe I discovered him in one of the last sections, potentially "A nice ride"? It was the section where you just drive the trolley around picking up passengers and dropping them off

Stats:
300 ATK
350 DEF

Location: pretty sure i got him rather early on

Stats:
350 ATK
300 DEF

Location: I think I got him towards the end of the game

Stats:
300 ATK
280 DEF

Location: Unclear, possibly around mid-game

Stats:
300 ATK
250 DEF

I did not find this card my first run

I did not find this card my first run

I did not find this card my first run

Location:

Stats:
450 ATK
400 DEF

Location: I think I got Nietzsche in the shopping cart section

Stats:
4500 ATK*
400 DEF


*I suspect this to be a typo by the developer, but maybe not

Location:

Stats:
400 ATK
400 DEF

Location:

Stats:
380 ATK
350 DEF

Location:

Stats:
350 ATK
400 DEF

Location: End Credits, after completing all game stages, and then clicking start game again, there will be one station at the end of the tracks, click on the section and the end credits will play, Phillipa Foot shows up towards the beginning
Or I'm crazy and she shows up in The Trolley Solution

Stats:
500 ATK
500 DEF

These are all the sections I played through on my first run

And these are all the cards I got first run

Meaning, if you play the game the same I did, you should be able to find at least 16/20 cards.