WOW you are the owner of the steam???? PLS ADD ME AND COMMENT ME IN MY PROFILLEEEE PLSS

Similar quote:

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.”

I feel like I've read this somewhere before, or at least something really similar... good quote/text though.