Gender: Male
Age: 19
Birthdate: May 19, 1991
Height: 164 cm
Weight: 98 kg
Blood Type: B

Position:
chief systems architect of the Future Gadgets Laboratory,
senior Super Hacka,
chairman of 2D waifu affairs,
chairman of 3D waifu affairs,
main pilot of the sacred microwave (PhoneWave Name Subject to Change),
illegal hardware/software acquisition specialist (for research purposes only),
emergency tactician in otaku-related missions.

Specialization:
advanced hacking,
incredible knowledge of computer technologies,
fluent in obscure programming languages and leetspeak dialects,
bypassing firewalls using otaku logic and sheer willpower,
deep knowledge of mecha anime tactics and "plot" structures,
machine-to-waifu communication interface development.

Aliases and nicknames:
Daru,
Super Hacka,
My Favorite Right Arm,
Barrel Titor,
Perverted Savior of Cyberspace.

Quote: “Hack the world. For great justice... and maybe some pantsu.”

Creed: "I'm not a pervert! I'm a perverted gentleman!"

Hashida Itaru, code-named Super Hacka, is a digital juggernaut camouflaged as a laid-back pervert. Though his primary focus appears to be ero-doujin preservation and waifu theorycrafting, beneath that exterior lies a terrifyingly skilled hacker with the ability to bring down military-grade systems — mostly for fun or to “test if I could”.

Officially designated Lab Mem 003, Daru is the technological backbone of the Future Gadget Laboratory. If you ever wonder why the lab’s electricity bill could power a battleship, blame him and the eight self-built computers mining... something. His involvement in any shady activity is always "purely theoretical" and "done for the lulz".

He shows no visible signs of loyalty to The Organization, though he may be compromised by limited-edition figure releases or rare visual novel leaks. Approach with junk food. Avoid interrupting him during his favourite anime unless you have a death wish.

If he ever says “Leave it to me,” just know that something will be hacked, possibly the timeline.

Access to Daru’s system requires triple-encrypted handshakes and an offering of RAM sticks.
All data leaks traced to this entity are untraceable.
Attempting to trace him will result in your fridges playing anime openings.

El Psy Kongroo.