Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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Horses are NOT real!
由 GreenSalad 制作
This guide will open your eyes to the truth.
Horses are not real.
It’s time to wake up.
   
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Introduction
After thinking it over, I’ve decided to finally tell the truth: horses aren’t real. You’ve been lied to your whole life. The idea of a four-legged animal called a “horse” is nothing but a made-up story.

It’s time people know about this scheme. What you’re about to read will reveal the conspiracy for what it really is.

You’ve been warned. Enjoy the truth while it’s still available.
1. Historical Evidence: The "Horse" Phenomenon
We’ve all heard the saying that history is written by the winners. But what they don’t say is that “horses” were never really taken seriously by historians. Experts claim there’s proof of horses going back thousands of years. Don’t buy it. The so-called “evidence” is misleading. Historians may refer to images from ancient times like these:



Take a look at ancient drawings or carvings. People say those are horses. But if you look closely, don’t they look more like cows or bulls? Why are we told they’re horses instead?
2. The Lack of Physical Evidence: Why Are We Still Searching?
We’re told horses were mainly used for transportation. Okay—then why don’t we see them on the streets today? Exactly. You don’t. Because they were never there to begin with.

Even in zoos—where animals from every corner of the planet are kept—you’ll notice there are no horses. You’ll never see one, because there aren’t any.

Unlike so-called “experts,” I present to you actual evidence:

Take Tierpark Berlin, the largest zoo in Europe. Over 8,000 animals from 650 species. Do you see horses? Nope. Why not? Because they don’t exist.



The Tierpark Berlin looks very nice, doesn’t it? All kinds of animals—but no horses. Why? Because you can’t show something that doesn’t exist!
3. The Hoof Conundrum: A Clear Mathematical Paradox
Here’s another big lie we were raised on: apparently, horses grow solid steel on their feet to handle rough ground—and somehow, it’s always perfectly symmetrical.



Really? An animal that can’t even look straight ahead is supposed to make perfect steel shoes for itself? And if they could actually produce steel, why weren’t they ever used in factories? Wouldn’t that make way more sense?



And if they really can produce steel at will, then why are there no records of horses being employed in the industrial sector? Wouldn’t that be the obvious application?
4. Why Have We Never Seen a Baby Horse?
And here’s the final nail in the coffin: no one has ever seen a baby horse. Think about it. Have you? Have you seen one being born? Almost certainly not.

And when you do see supposed “baby horse” pictures, they’re just tiny versions of adult ones. No weird growth stages. No gangly, awkward features. Just copy-paste, smaller horses. It’s almost like someone just shrunk adult horse photos to sell us the story.



It’s almost as if someone digitally edited adult horse images to fit their narrative. And for what purpose? To sustain the illusion. To maintain the myth. This is not a coincidence—it’s deliberate visual propaganda.
Conclusion: The Horse Myth Must End
To wrap it up: the horse is a myth. It’s been pushed on us with fake art, bad science, and outright lies. Sure, some people swear they’ve “ridden a horse” or “seen one on a farm,” but that’s just the illusion at work.

The truth is obvious: horses don’t exist.

If I couldn’t convince you, I’m sorry. Maybe you’ll figure it out on your own one day. But for those who get it—let’s stop playing along. Let’s move on to a world where this fake “majestic animal” doesn’t fool us anymore.
30 条留言
Piratebr1 10 月 1 日 下午 4:07 
Best gmod guide, now i know that they are not in the game
Zimbawueman 9 月 30 日 下午 5:01 
You open mi eyes. Thanks.
Joe4uall 9 月 29 日 上午 8:28 
we never seen a baby horse? we have it's called a calf. Brain rot everywhere. Click bait non sense. ox tail food is not from oxes. its kangeroo tails.
yoeh 9 月 27 日 下午 3:07 
It cannot be
gameboycheeseguy 9 月 27 日 上午 11:21 
ah yes
perfectly normal gmod guide :demoticon:
Tyler 9 月 27 日 上午 4:50 
I'm so hungry i could eat a
penguin252 9 月 26 日 下午 11:31 
If horses aren't real, what do we eat when we're so hungry?
GreenSalad  [作者] 9 月 26 日 上午 9:58 
@cardiepie I was under the impression that we use gorillas to achieve the ‘gorilla grip‘ quality.
Cyan 9 月 26 日 上午 12:16 
There is no horse, only honse
cardiepie 9 月 25 日 下午 6:54 
So what have we been putting in our glue? :barotrauma: