sir you cant park there

The lamp; who was indeed forsaken by its people for it bore the greatest shame that one of lampkind could ever possess: erelampile dysfunction. The malevolent and ruthless blue masterson horizon that laid beside it served a haunting reminder to all under the almighty flag of the eternal lantern empire, that even with 20 years of prior professional street illumination, and a luminance consistency of 99.7%, ones guaranteed acceptance into LASA can be taken away in an instant due to lovecraftian forces completely out of ones control. The man on the ground, oi im pretty sure thats some dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who went 12 shots deep and floored 130 on some random ass street and got in a head-on collision with some lampost, lmao what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbass