Hi guys I know you all have been wondering, "How can I get into Deadman's pants?" Well, I have the perfect guide for you. There are 5 steps to getting to crack fine ♥♥♥♥, as the younghans would say. Today I will guide you through them to finally get what you desired most with your favorite dead man.


this will be you by the end of this guide

if you don't shower with Deadman then you wont be able to romance him later in the game :(

you have to make him happy before you can have your fun

this step is needed to summon Hideo Kojima, this is necessary to cracking Deadman

Deadman doesnt like Higgs so you have to get rid of him. basically do what he does in this video and you should be good

this one is self-explanatory, you cant crack him without the chiral network working again

if you followed all the steps you should see Deadman waiting in the shower for you
if hes not there then repeat until it works or call Kojima to personally fix your game

-me
-Hideo Kojima
-guillermo del toro
-john strand