It's ok. I was too. And a few people who dm'ed me from my review. Here's a quick guide to escape, get both achievements, and earn the glory of Mother Russia.

- When you spawn in the game, hold shift to run and run into town.
- Go down to a house with a fence and slightly open gate door. When approaching a random woman sings softly for no reason.
- Go in the house and find the nekkid lady.

- PANIC

- Run back to your car (spawn point).
- The car is gone, but keep running in its direction unti text appears. When it does turn and bear wizards have poofed the tree away. Wonderful.
- As the text says, run to the garage with the truck and be met with disappointent.

- PANIC

- Do a 180 (turn around) and run screaming toward the lake. Use the bridge.
- Some crusty old bastard tells you to leave, then find the key. Approach the tower if he doesn't

-DON'T PANIC

- Run ALL THE FRIGGIN WAY BACK to town.
- When there, on the left is a random vendor/store that on your left past the first house. Approach it and take the key in the window.
- Run ALL THE FRIGGIN WAY BACK to the tower.
- Walk to the door and you enter automatically.

- Walk around the mine a bit and let Freddy Fazbearnikov kill you.
- You respawn in town and now have to fix the car in the garage.

- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PANIC

- Heading back towards the house with dead ol' Tits McGee you'll see a building on your right with Russian writing on it.
- Go in and walk over the tool dead center.
- Turn around and go back to your car to trigger the bear wizards to remove the tree in the road again.
- Run to the broken vehicle in the garage to auto repair it.

- ???

- PROFIT

I played this game way too long to figure it out, and played it again so I can make this guide. Like this guide or Freddy Fazbearnikov will be your new sleep paralysis demon.