Ingredients:

1 cup crushed potato chips

3 tablespoons peanut butter (can make you horny)

1 banana peel (not the banana, just the peel)

1 glitter glue stick (for sparkle)

2 slices stale bread (structural support)

4 gummy bears (emotional support)

1 sock

1 tablespoon ketchup

1 LEGO brick (color of your choice, avoid stepping on it)

½ cup cold coffee

A single googly eye (adds life)





Instructions:

Foundation Layer:
Smash the stale bread slices flat. This will be your cake base. Smear peanut butter between them to keep them together

Crunchy Crust:
Place crushed potato chips around the bread.

Flavouring:
Drizzle the ketchup in an artistic zigzag. Pour a splash of cold coffee for that classy “tiramisu but not” vibe.

Stick the banana peel on top like fondant.

Arrange the gummy bears in a circle and give them a motivational speech.

Carefully glue the LEGO brick and googly eye on top using glitter glue. Don’t ask why.

The Sock Touch:
Wrap the cake lovingly in the sock. This is the “fondant robe” of the future.

Serve With a Beautiful Warning:
Place your masterpiece on a plate and label it “Bio-hazard”