Hi. You came here just to generally be irritating. I will teach you how.

First up,
The Hoovy Ruse
As a Spy, open your disguise kit and press -. Then disguise as a friendly hoovy and pull out your Melee/Snadiivich by pressing B. When a friend/enemy walks up, buttstab 'em. Insta-angryplayer!

The Hoovy Friend
As a friendly Hoovy, give Sandviches away for free. It really works!

The Lucksman
QED.

The Konga Killer
Kill all Conga doers! (This one gets people REALLY mad. Especially if you kill them with a backstab. The Schadenfreude helps, too.)

Gibusvision
Wear your Gibus and Pyrovision goggles and dominate that ONE guy with an Austrailium.


Taunt Terror
Attempt a taunt with an enemy. Just before they do it, kill them. Repeat until enemy team catch on.

POW! Haha
Whack people with the Holiday Punch as if they were choking and then taunt kill them.

Marred Medic
As a Medic, NEVER heal anyone. Just Needle-spam.

The Bad-Typer
Come up with cheesy alliterations and put them in a Steam guide.

The Fanatic
Fake being a CoD fanboy, and then pubstomp a friendly server.

The Demo-troll
Sticky Jumper
Base Jumper
Ullapool Caber. You figure out the rest.
EDIT: This isn't as effective as it was before the Caber nerf, but can still occasionally work.

Sticky-spammer
The name says it all, really.

The Sydney Snipah
Use the High-Powered Long-Ranged Urine Application Device and cover people with the contents of Sniper's bladder from far away.

The Friendly Cull
Kill all and any Friendlys.

Ubersaw Medic Duo
'Nuff said.

YOUR TURN!
Come up with some good ways to be a ♥♥♥♥ top leaderboard and I may put it in this guide!