Ice Man's first crime comes in the fact he tried getting his own sister to go out with him. Ice Man is apart of the DLN series of robots. He's DLN-005. Roll is DLN-002. Get the picture?







Ice Man is trying to gain the approval of his own SISTER. How much more disgusting can you get? Other cooler Robot Masters would never do anything like this. Like Quick Man for example! How about you give HIM love and not Ice Man?

Fire Man is yet another robot made in the DLN line. One made by Dr. Light, as a matter of fact. All six Robot Masters from the first game are. Duh. Anyways, the point is that Fire Man is one of the scariest robots thrown Mega Man's way. His flames burn hotter than the Sun. That's right. THE SUN. He burns at a scorching 8000 degrees. For reference. The sun's surface burns at 5000 degrees. You want to know who he's weak against?







Ice Man is no mere Robot Master. He's stronger than the literal SUN robot. If Ice Man's weaponry is enough to destroy the SUN'S surface, then who's saying it can't destroy you? Your loved ones? Hell. He's probably already plotting how to terrorise you and everyone else on this planet. That's the type of villain he is. Ruthless. Cruel. Really ugly. Despicable.

"Oh, but Ruby Spears Ice Man is innocent!"


You're telling me you can look at this THING and call it innocent? I'd have it shot down if it even stepped a foot into my town. What am I even looking at? Athur Reed? The bar was low enough with Ice Man's original design, but you go and give him glasses. There's nothing 'good' about Ice Man. Not this one. Not the original. And don't even get me STARTED on Mega Man Charged Up's version of Ice Man.

Ice Man's weakness is the Thunder Beam. Defeat Elec Man and you'll have a surefire way to send this gremlin to the Robo-Hell he belongs.







Though, it's not nearly enough to just beat him. Buy his figures. Burn them to the ground. Melt them until they become nothing but liquid. There's not a single trace of Ice Man that should remain in this world. This demon has taken the lives of too many. Ended the runs of too many people. His cute facade hiding his intent for war. For misery.

I'm glad to have taught you of the sinner that is Ice Man and how we should break each and every one of his robot limbs. Like I said, you should give much cooler Robot Masters your love and time. Quick Man and Top Man for example. That's all I have to say. Good luck to your future Ice Man hating endeavors!