💊 Schedule I – The Two Best Drug Recipes (Money & Value)

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If you're tired of slinging weak grass to nosy high schoolers and want to break into real cartel numbers, look no further.

Here are the two absolute best recipes you can cook in Schedule I:

- 🏆 One maximizes total profit
- 🔬 The other gives the best value ratio (VR) a.k.a. profit per cost unit

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🥇 THE BIG MONEY MIX — MAX PROFIT RECIPE
**(This stuff could fund a skyscraper)**

🔹 Ingredients (15 Total):

1. Cuke
   
2. Banana
   
3. Gasoline
   
4. Cuke
   
5. Banana
   
6. Horse Semen
   
7. Iodine
   
8. Gasoline
   
9. Paracetamol
   
10. Mega Bean
    
11. Donut
    
12. Battery
    
13. Energy Drink
    
14. Mega Bean
    
15. Mouth Wash

🌈 Drug Effects:
Anti-Gravity, Cyclopean, Electrifying, Glowing, Long Faced, Shrinking, Tropic Thunder, Zombifying

📈 Stats:
💰 Sell Price: $786
🧪 Cost: $73
💵 Profit: $713
🔁 Multiplier: 5.24
🔥 Value Ratio (VR): 7.71

“Tastes like a rave in a blender, but they’ll pay anything for it.”

💡 Pro Tip: This is your go-to product for making massive stacks once your lab is fully automated. Send it straight to VIP dealers and let the cash pour in.

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💎 BEST VALUE RECIPE — THE EFFICIENT KING
**(More profit per penny than any other recipe)**

🔹 Ingredients (15 Total):

1. Banana
   
2. Cuke
   
3. Paracetamol
   
4. Cuke
   
5. Gasoline
   
6. Cuke
   
7. Paracetamol
   
8. Banana
   
9. Gasoline
   
10. Horse Semen
    
11. Banana
    
12. Donut
    
13. Cuke
    
14. Cuke
    
15. Paracetamol

🌈 Drug Effects:
Anti-Gravity, Athletic, Balding, Bright-Eyed, Cyclopean, Electrifying, Thought-Provoking, Tropic Thunder

📈 Stats:
💰 Sell Price: $678
🧪 Cost: $47
💵 Profit: $631
🔁 Multiplier: 4.52
🔥 Value Ratio (VR): 10.23

“Costs nothing, slaps hard. Perfect for rapid scaling or low-heat distribution.”

💡 Pro Tip: This is your stealth money printer. Crank out 10x of these for every flashy luxury batch. Great for lower-tier dealers and building up your empire’s foundations.

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🤔 Which One Should You Use?

| Use Case | Best Pick |
|------------------------|-------------------------|
| 💼 Pure Max Profit | Big Money Mix (Profit $713)
| 🔍 Best Efficiency | Value Recipe (VR 10.23)
| 🚛 Bulk Distribution | Value Recipe
| 🏢 High-End Dealer | Big Money Mix
| 🧪 Testing/Stash Stock | Value Recipe (cheap risk)

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🧠 Final Advice:

- Always keep both recipes in rotation
- Use Value Recipe to scale early/mid-game
- Use Big Money Mix once you’ve automated production
- Stash a few bricks of each in multiple drop points — just in case your “friends” betray you

“It’s not about cooking drugs. It’s about cooking power.”

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📦 Printable recipe cards
📊 Batch tracker spreadsheet
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