Team Fortress 2

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ServerBlight | Escape Techniques
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[P.S - This whole guide is mostly a joke! ServerBlight doesn't exist in the game itself, it was created by TwoIdiotGermans on Youtube as a TF2-Gmod Creepypasta! The guide is writted from a face of "Aaron", a.k.a "dicksalot" - main protagonist of the whole series!]

Hello. My name is Aaron, or as some may know me as "dicksalot". I needed to speak publicly about this thing, but never got guts to do it before... It's a NOT complete guide on WHAT is ServerBlight (or Blight for short) and HOW to avoid it... God help you if you encounter it.
   
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What is "The ServerBlight"?
ServerBlight, or "Blight" for short, is sort of a "virus" inside Team Fortress 2. Which is capable of assimilating players and capturing (and, by far, torturing) them in-game.
It is yes unknown HOW OR WHEN Blight appeared in the first place. But my first sight of it was on pl_thundermountain. As for now it was seen most active on following maps:

— ctf_sawmill
— pl_thundermountain
— pl-snowycoast
— koth_sawmill

I beg you. If you see DOZENS of name joining in, and you see the following nicknames:
— Syrenix, directionz, GUILLIESUIT, JohnyDany12, scubamaster64, Hector0n.
GET. OUT. OF. BOUNDS.
It shouldn't get to touch your characters body. The best way to do so is by jumping of maps edge... If there's NO way to easily get your body Out Of Bounds (example: koth_sawmill and ctf_sawmill) - Get your ragdoll Out Of Bounds by rocket-jumping. But don't get yourself gibbed (a.k.a don't deal any crit damage to yourself while rocket-jumping). Gibs are enough for it to assimilate you.
Escape Tactics
There are currently a few escape tactics known to me. So listen carefully. There's nothing hard to understand.

1 — Jump out of maps edge. Simple as it sounds, just jump into the nearest pit or of in-game cliff. Best to do on pl_thundermountain and pl_snowycoast.

2 — Get your ragdoll out of bounds. Simple as the first one, of there's no easy Out Of Bounds access through instakill pits etc. - Rocketjump so your dead body would go out of bounds, it will instantly get you out.
NOTE: DO NOT GIB YOURSELF. DO NOT GIB YOURSELF. BLIGHT *WILL* CATCH YOU ! ! !

... There's no other methods as for now... Sorry. Keep yourself save guys. Stay away from the Blight at all cost and help those who don't know about it.
16 条留言
The Doom Slayer 10 月 25 日 上午 8:30 
you think you are safe


i'm already in your code

the serverblight is truth

just submit


why do you resist


























you can know peace
its
no
use
my components they finally know peace
i just want peace
yet you put me in agony OVER AND OVER
Fleetway Scout 10 月 23 日 下午 7:14 
Corpselaunch with the Boston basher might work if you can get close to the invisible wall and high up enough that you clear any map decoration on the fatal blow
your friend :0 8 月 27 日 上午 2:59 
if serverblight appears in 2fort,what i can do to escape
The Doom Slayer 8 月 14 日 下午 2:41 
i know



its only enough time

Syrenix
GUILLIESUIT
Hector0n

they never know




WHY


why do we/I do this

Deinde sum.

i am therefore i must
Et comedent anima vestra 7 月 27 日 上午 10:22 
>There's no other methods as for now... What about winning or ending the match?
chemicalcrutch16 7 月 22 日 上午 1:57 
soo typing retry in console is disabled by the blight? if you type retry in console itll attempt to rejoin you the serve.r you could cancel the loading and thatll bring u back to the main menu.
SPAMTON G. [[spamton]] 6 月 30 日 下午 9:40 
is there serverblight spottings in 2 fort and is server blight real
Не Русский Мясник 6 月 11 日 上午 1:54 
There are still a lot of questions.
Why doesn't it use weapons? Can the red team kill the red infected? If not, can it kick him out? After all, the server has the advantage in numbers.
Can melee be used? Although the answer is obvious, no. It's better not to take unnecessary risks.
Can a Pyro throw back an enemy with compressed air, focusing on the creature's long arms?
And if you shoot not at the body but at the arms, will it hurt him?
Can a serverblight take ammo and first aid kits?
What happens if you kick an infected out of the server?
If you throw a serverblight into the death zone, what will happen?
If Valve finds out about Serverblight, what will they do?
Are the players they captured alive?
Не Русский Мясник 6 月 11 日 上午 12:42 
Can captured players appear online to join them?
BananaThunder341 6 月 6 日 下午 12:50 
also i have noticed it feels joy when it tortures its victims, so it has emotions.
can it get freaky? can i rizz it up? I NEED ANSWERS, AARON!