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How to Make Liberty Fries (Super Earth Style)
由 Gacrack1 制作

💰 Funding the Fry War Effort
“A fried spud a day keeps the bugs away.”
Approved by the Ministry of Culinary Justice™ and taste-tested by 3 out of 4 Helldivers who survived the deep fryer.

🧭 Mission Briefing

Welcome to the official, unauthorized, fully sanctioned Super Earth culinary guide to one of the most essential combat rations in any Helldiver’s diet: LIBERTY FRIES.
Golden, crispy, and democratically dangerous – these tactical taters are perfect for post-bug-purge morale or fueling your next stratagem input.
Because even heroes need sides.

Note: Consuming fries during orbital strikes is considered an acceptable casualty.
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类型: 制作, 基本游戏玩法, 秘密, 剧情或故事, 攻略
Languages: 英语
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🧪 Ingredients (Freedom-Grade)
 
📝 Instructions (Classified – For Helldivers Only)
 
📦 Optional Stratagem Variants
 
🍶 Tactical Dipping Sauces (Ammunition for Taste Buds)
 
⚠️ Safety Tips
 
❓ FAQ
 
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🧪 Ingredients (Freedom-Grade)
  • 3–4 potatoes (grown in the soil of Malevelon Creek – washed in patriotism)
  • 1 cup of Democracy Oil™ (explosive, edible, exceptional)
  • Spice of Liberation™ blend (salt, pepper, smoked paprika, garlic powder)
  • Optional: pinch of chili for Explodium™ Heat
  • Optional: parsley (for officers only – otherwise counts as unnecessary flair)
  • Ketchup extracted from the tears of Clankers during interrogation

📝 Instructions (Classified – For Helldivers Only)
  1. ⬇️⬇️➡️⬆️ – Initiate Tactical Fry Mode™
    Slice into Freedom Sticks™. Soak in cold water to purge cowardice (a.k.a. starch).

  2. Double Fry Doctrine™
    – First deployment: 160°C / 320°F – cook until limp, like a Terminid on fire.
    – Extract. Regroup. Reflect on democracy.
    – Second strike: 190°C / 375°F – fry till golden and crispy like a freshly tubed Devastator.

  3. Apply Democratic Dust™
    Toss fries in the Spice of Liberation™. Ensure even coating – this is not a Balance Check.

  4. Honor Protocol (Optional)
    Garnish. Salute your fries. Eat.
    [warning]Failure to salute will be reported to your local Democracy Officer™.[/warning]

📦 Optional Stratagem Variants
  • Clanker Crinkle Cut™ – Zigzag design to confuse bots' targeting AI
  • Super Earth Supreme™ – Cheese, bacon, and potential regret
  • Tactical Tot Mode™ – Smaller payload, ideal for stealth ops
  • Snowball Fries – Drizzled with ranch. Emotionally cold, like a misthrown Stratagem.

🍶 Tactical Dipping Sauces (Ammunition for Taste Buds)
  • Orbital Ketchup™ – Red like the community after a balance patch
  • Napalm Aioli™ – Garlic-flavored betrayal
  • Democracy Mustard™ – Strong, yellow, constitutionally protected
  • Sweet Liber-tea Glaze™ – Honey and brewed irony


⚠️ Safety Tips
– Do NOT deep fry near the Eye of Sauron (Automaton Detector Tower)
– Do NOT share your fries with Bugs. Bugs can’t eat. Bugs can’t fly. Bugs don’t deserve.
– DO yell “FOR DEMOCRACY!” with each bite. Failure = treason.
– If a Charger charges your kitchen, deploy Freedom Fuel™ or anti-tank sauce (aka gravy).

❓ FAQ
Q: Can I air-fry these?
A: Only if you’re prepared to be reassigned to Kitchen Duty on Uranium-6.

Q: My fries taste like justice and regret. Normal?
A: Affirmative. That means you've followed doctrine correctly.

Q: Can I replace potatoes with a Clanker skull?
A: Only once. Never again.




This guide proudly brought to you by the Department of Culinary Warfare and the Ministry of Deep-Fried Justice.
FOR FRIES. FOR FREEDOM. FOR SUPER EARTH!


If you were the last Helldiver alive holding fries when the squad wiped —
Congrats, you're now the Wisest Wizard of Salt™.
Please report to the Ministry for immediate seasoning.




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17 条留言
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Seth, Baron of Boykissing 9 月 3 日 上午 5:15 
the TerminalMontage gif is on point
76561199058572408 6 月 6 日 下午 5:34 
Muy bueno (no lo leí)
Bean4715 5 月 25 日 下午 6:16 
Question: minus everything that's not real and everything deadly/explosive, could i make and eat this IRL?
Bob Braun 5 月 12 日 上午 10:49 
Besten Pommes ever! Ich esse allerdings nur die superscharfe Sauce, damit wird bei jedem Bissen das Feuer der Gelenkten Demokratie in meiner Brust zur Alles verzehrenden Lohe der Freiheit!!
Brian 5 月 11 日 上午 10:09 
I was expecting a ♥♥♥♥-post but this is some top tier posting.
SirenzLament 5 月 7 日 下午 4:02 
i need you to make democracy burgers for us
Dreadnaught 5 月 5 日 下午 12:41 
Thank you for sharing this beautiful thing, it's amazing!
Byrtil 5 月 1 日 上午 4:17 
beautiful post
parszywy leśnik 4 月 26 日 下午 1:57 
Managed Democracy calls for fries
DeathElusive 4 月 26 日 上午 11:23 
Bro this ♥♥♥♥ should be a youtube channel