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All Mod Cons
Use a customised character in-game.


In the main menu, click - MY CHARACTERS, customize any, go to the prison and select it.

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Dr. Love
Get whisked away by a hunky medic.


It is enough to die from a inmate, a guard or a dog.

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Artful Dodger
Craft an item.


Create any item.

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The Cake Is A Lie?
Attack a guard with a cake.


Find in the boxes: a bag of flour, a bottle of milk, a lump of sugar and create a cake (60 intelligence), then equip the cake in your hands and hit the guard with it.

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Pour Us A Brew Will Yer, Love?
Make a cup of tea and gift it to another inmate or guard.


Find in the boxes: lump of sugar, cup (looks like a mug), tea bag and create a cup of tea, then give it to the guard or inmate.

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Music Maestro
Play on the instruments for 1 hour of in-game time.


Play any musical instrument in the Center Perks 2.0, H.M.P Offshore or U.S.S Anomaly prisons for one hour of game time, then walk away from it and the achievement is yours.

On Center Perks 2.0 they are on the bottom right

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Man's Worst Friend
Get mauled by a guard dog.


During isolation, find a dog and die from it. Isolation can be called by not showing up for roll call or by stealing a key or keycard from a guard.

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Naked Lunch
Attend dinner whilst being naked.


Go to dinner taking off your inmate outfit.

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Man's Best Friend
Gain a high enough opinion from a dog.


In H.M.P Offshore or Fort Tundra prisons, you need to get a job as a kennelman, wait for work and feed all the dogs.

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The Naked Chef
Complete a quota of the Kitchen job whilst being naked.


You need to get a cook job at K.A.P.O.W Camp or U.S.S Anomaly, then wait for the job, take off your clothes and complete the task (cook 4 pies.)

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I'm The Daddy
Knock out every inmate at least once in a single prison.


The easiest way to do this is in Area 17, since there are only 4 inmates there.

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Open Prison
Play a Classic Game Online.


Join a friend by invitation or any open game.

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To Me, To You
Enter a multiplayer only area.


Your friend must open the door shown in the screenshot, and you need to crawl through the passage that appears.

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I Am Your Father...
Fight another player in the U.S.S Anomaly, when you are both armed with energy swords.


In the U.S.S Anomaly prison, create 2 energy swords (70 intelligence) with your friend from a broom handle, wire, energy module (wires and batteries most often appear on guards) and hit each other with them.

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Riot Act
Play a Versus Game Online.


In the main menu, click Versus and go to a friend's or any open game.

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Online Enforcer
Win 10 Online Versus Games.


In the Versus mode, escape from prison first 10 times, the fastest can be done in transport prisons and if your friends help you.

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Crook Of All Trades
Complete the quota once for each of the jobs over multiple prisons/sessions.


Actually, you need to complete tasks for a total of 12 jobs (the prison schedules are at the very bottom of the guide).

Prisons for quickly achieving the goal:

1. Waste Disposal - Center Perks 2.0 (you can get this job at the start)
   
2. Shoe making - Rattlesnake Springs (you can get this job at the start)
   
3. Painting - Rattlesnake Springs
   
4. Farming - K.A.P.O.W Camp (you can get this job at the start)
   
5. Mail Sorting - K.A.P.O.W Camp
   
6. Woodwork - H.M.P Offshore (you can get this job at the start)
   
7. Plumbing - H.M.P Offshore
   
8. Mining - H.M.P Offshore
   
9. Kennels - H.M.P Offshore
   
10. Blacksmith - Fort Tundra or Area 17 (you can get this job at the start)
    
11. Engineering - Area 17
    
12. Kitchen - U.S.S Anomaly (you can get this job at the start)

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Soap On A Rope
Spend 3 days total time in the showers over multiple prisons/sessions.


Spend a total of 3 days (72 minutes) in the showers over the entire duration.

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Are You Lonesome Tonight?
Spend 3 days total time in solitary over multiple prisons/sessions.


Spend a total of 3 days (72 minutes) in the punishment cell.

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Good Intentions
Go 3 consecutive days without raising your Guard Heat above 0 in a single session.
The achievement is counted for one session only.

Press F4 and F1 to enter the punishment cell, then press them every time before the timer ends, in the lower right corner. This way you can get two achievements at once: "Good Intentions" and "Are You Lonesome Tonight?".

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Keep It Clean!
Tag 200 places throughout any prison.


Put 200 marks on the "T" key.

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Artisan
Craft 50 unique Items.


Craft 50 DIFFERENT items.

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Ripped on the Inside
Max out the Strength statistic.


Increase the strength parameter to 100.

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The Olympian
Max out the Fitness statistic.


Increase the physical fitness parameter. forms up to 100.

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Criminal Mastermind
Max out the Intellect statistic.


Increase the intelligence parameter to 100.

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Statistician
Max out all 3 character statistics.


Increase all 3 character stats to 100.

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Tell Me What's Your Favour
Complete 100 favours.


Complete 100 tasks from inmates (there will be an exclamation mark above them).

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Bad Intentions
Knock out 100 inmates.


Beat up 100 inmates.

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Bad Intentions Part 2
Knock out 50 guards.


Beat up 50 guards.

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Stage Fright
Avoid going to the Show Time routine for 3 days in a row.


"Performance Time" is a special feature for the Big Top Breakout area. You should not have come to "Performance Time" for 3 days in a row.

«Show Time»

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This is an Illusion, Not A Trick
Complete the ‘Smoke and Mirrors’ Quest.


Take the quest ‘Smoke and Mirrors’ from Nero.

He's at the top of the prison

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1 Favor - Take the Bed Dummy above the stage and flush it down the toilet.


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2 Favor - Make a fake wall block (40 intelligence) from 2 paper mache and Jar of ink (items are marked on the map), then give it to Nero.

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3 Favor - Craft a Baseball bat (40 intelligence) from 2 timbers and duct tape, then beat up a certain guard.

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Clowning Around
Complete the ‘No Laughing Matter’ quest.


The quest ‘No Laughing Matter’ randomly appears for any inmate, so reject all others until it appears for someone.

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1 Favor - You will receive a letter that you will need to give to a strict inmate.

2 Favor - Take the bow tie and give it to him.

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3 Favor - create a lightweight cutter (40 intelligence) from 2 files and duct tape (Items are marked on the map), then give it to him.

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I ain’t afraid of no Ghost
Witness the ghost perform an otherworldly feat…


You need to see a ghost walk through a wall (since this achievement is broken, it may not always count).

I completed the achievement when the ghost flew through this place

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Coffin Dodger
Complete the ‘What it does in the shadows…’ quest.


The quest ‘What it does in the shadows…’ randomly appears for any inmate, so decline all others until it appears for someone.

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1 Favor - Take the Bottle of aftershave and give it to him.

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2 Favor - Craft a Bed Dummy (40 intelligence) from 2 pillows and a bed sheet, then give it to her.

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3 Favor - Bring a wooden stake, to get to it you need a red key (60 intelligence).

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Almost Haunted
Complete the ‘Bump in the night’ quest.


The quest ‘Bump in the night’ randomly appears for any inmate, so decline all others until it appears for someone.

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1 Favor - Take the family photo and give it to him.

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2 Favor - Take a Tin of paint and give it to her.

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3 Favor - Craft an Escapists Figurine (60 intelligence) from a tube of glue, molten plastic, a readied paintbrush and place it in the indicated box.

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Royal Flush
Use the Royal throne.


To get to the "throne", you need a red key (60 intelligence) or you can crawl through the ventilation with a screwdriver and a cutter (40+ intelligence), then flush any object into it.

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To Antiquity And Beyond
Complete the ‘Eternally Grateful’ Quest.


The ‘Eternally Grateful’ quest randomly appears for any inmate, so reject all others until it appears for someone.

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1 Favor - take the book and give it to him.

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2 Favor - To get to the stone tablet, you need a red key (60 intelligence) or you can crawl through the ventilation with a screwdriver and a cutter (40+ intelligence), then take the tablet and give it to him.

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there is a golden toilet nearby for the achievement "Royal flash"

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you can jump here

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3 Favor - Beat up a certain inmate, take his cheap plastic chalice and give it to him.

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Yo Dawg, I heard you like Exhibits
Complete the ‘It Belongs In A Museum’ quest.


The quest ‘It Belongs In A Museum’ randomly appears on any inmate, so decline all others until it appears on someone.

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1 Favor - Give a letter to a specific guard.
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2 Favor - Beat up a specific inmate, take his toothbrush shiv and flush it down the toilet.

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3 Favor - Create a Makeshift halbard (70 intelligence) from molten metal, a broom handle, an iron bar and kill the specified inmate with it.

• Center Perks 2.0 - Roll call → breakfast time → free time → lunch time → job time → exercise time → shower time → dinner time → free time → roll call
  
  
• Rattlesnake Springs - Roll call → breakfast time → job time → exercise time → free time → lunch time → roll call → job time → shower time → dinner time → free time → roll call
  
  
• K.A.P.O.W Camp - Roll call → breakfast time → job time → exercise time → free time → dinner time → job time → shower time → free time → roll call
  
  
• H.M.P Offshore - Roll call → breakfast time → job time → free time → exercise time → lunch time → shower time → job time → free time → roll call
  
  
• Fort Tundra - Roll call → exercise time → breakfast time → job time → roll call → exercise time → shower time → free time → dinner time → job time → roll call
  
  
• Area 17 - Roll call → shower time → job time → free time → exercise time → roll call → breakfast time → shower time → job time → free time → shower time → roll call
  
  
• U.S.S Anomaly - Roll call → breakfast time → free time → job time → free time → exercise time → lunch time → roll call → free time → job time → dinner time → shower time → roll call → free time

1. Waste Disposal - Center Perks 2.0, Rattlesnake Springs, Area 17
   
2. Painting - Center Perks 2.0, Rattlesnake Springs, Fort Tundra
   
3. Mail Sorting - Center Perks 2.0, K.A.P.O.W Camp, Santa's Shakedown, The Glorious Regime
   
4. Shoe making - Center Perks 2.0, Rattlesnake Springs, The Glorious Regime
   
5. Woodwork - Rattlesnake Springs, H.M.P Offshore
   
6. Plumbing - K.A.P.O.W Camp, Fort Tundra, Area 17, Santa's Shakedown
   
7. Kitchen - K.A.P.O.W Camp, U.S.S Anomaly
   
8. Farming - K.A.P.O.W Camp, U.S.S Anomaly, The Glorious Regime
   
9. Mining - H.M.P Offshore, U.S.S Anomaly, The Glorious Regime
   
10. Blacksmith - H.M.P Offshore, Fort Tundra, Area 17
    
11. Kennels - H.M.P Offshore, Fort Tundra
    
12. Engineering - Area 17, U.S.S Anomaly, Snow Way Out
    
13. Toy Making - Santa's Shakedown
    
14. Tree Decorating - Santa's Shakedown
    
15. Robot Service - Snow Way Out
    
16. Destroying Letters - Snow Way Out
    
17. Reindeer Feeding - Snow Way Out