It's a weird statue. I don't know the significance, but Freud would probably have a thing or two to say about it.

Unfortunately, I can't hold your hand the entire way, but if you can get to the Green Wallpapered Hall, you are halfway there. It's approximately above where you get the flashlight (if you hear the radio, you're in the ballpark). You don't NEED the flashlight for this, but some of the rooms are a bit dark and the VHS filter is a bit arѕe.

Start in Dreampools.
There are two Green Wallpapered Halls that are connected by white tile. In that area is graffiti of a dark doorway. This will be our point-of-reference to start. You won't see the graffiti without the flashlight, but there's only so much wallpaper.
Find that tag, and follow the wall behind you to the left. The image below is looking the way you should go, and this will be a visual language going forward.


You'll come out to this river. Go along its left bank.


All the way down the river. Ignore the door on the left (that has the red flume), and go around the corner to the right.


You'll come to these two doors. Take the one on the left (without the stairs signage), and go down the stairs, past the Fren Pit.


When you emerge (and with your Frens behind you), take this passage on the right.


Go down the stairs, through the corridor. You'll enter into a brighter area. Turn left immediately, and go through the door guarded by the SINGLE fern.


Down the stairs and into the water. Turn right, and then right again. This passage guarded by two ferns. In the image below, the player has emerged from the stairs to the right, and is heading to the passage on the left.


Go through, down the little steps, and through the passage.


Find this U-shaped pool with a bevelled ceiling, you're home free. About half-way along, ambience will suddenly kick in. Keep going.


There is one corridor left.

...and your prize is a statue that looks like someone sh𝗂tted a d𝗂ck. An achievement, too, I guess.

🎉Yippee.🎉

I'm not asking for 'em.