I fear no man. But that... thing... It scares me. — The Heavy on the Pyro, Meet the Pyro "Only two things are known for sure about the mysterious Pyro: he sets things on fire and he doesn't speak. In fact, only the part about setting things on fire is undi...

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! — The Soldier on the art of war "Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Eu...

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people. — The Scout on the facts of life "The youngest of eight boys from the south side of Boston, the Scout learned early how to solve problems with his fists. With seven older brothers on his side,...

Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer — that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. — The Engineer on his profession "This amiable, sof...

"... Let's go practice medicine." — The Medic "What he lacks in compassion for the sick, respect for human dignity, and any sort of verifiable formal training in medicine, the Medic more than makes up for with a bottomless supply of giant needles and a tre...