Are you really trying to find your dad? Like, really? Because, let's be honest here – did he leave to go get the milk? And, if that's the case, is that the real reason you're playing this game? Like, maybe deep down, you're just trying to track him down before he buys a new car, starts a new life, and forgets you exist. I get it – milk is a serious business, but come on, if he’s been gone this long, I think you might need to switch to almond milk and let it go. Maybe he’s in a grocery store parking lot right now with a basket full of milk, just waiting for a sign to come back. Or maybe he's just avoiding the dairy aisle at all costs – who knows?