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Jean de Sigma de Skibidy

In a secret Paris lab, scientists brought General Jean de Lattre de Tassigny to the future. Unfortunately for him, Jean soon discovered memes, and was thus exposed to severe brain rot.
Determined to grasp his new reality, Jean dove into modern culture and became obsessed with "sigma" and Skibidy trends. Thanks to advanced Thai chirurgical knowledge, he was transformed into a new being : a toilet with a human head. His destiny wad now to roam the world blaring "Skibidy Dop Dop Dop" while dispensing life advice like, "Never simp for mediocrity."
After some time, he was finaly brought back to 1930’s France and, to the beat of Skibidy, he carried on his military duty as a new being : Jean de Sigma de Skibidy.