Hello, this is RakoriHijek, here to give you this guide, so you can get your achievements. This guide is solely focused on achievements rather than a strategy guide for beginners. I am surprised that there wasn't a guide made for this game yet, so I decided to make one myself. Hopefully, this helps you get those annoying achievements.

These achievements are so easy that you can get them just by playing. Heck, you don't need my help to get these, but I will list them for the purpose of this guide.

Friendly
Play with at least 3 other players.
Play with at least 3 other players. Hop in a lobby through quickplay or use the server browser.

Full Farm
Play with at least 7 other players. Same thing as the top. Good luck getting 7 players tho.



Experienced
Plant 1000 crops. Wait, you already did? Good job!



No Cryptid. Only Farm.
Harvest 1000 crops. Just take your time and harvest. It will take awhile.



Sudden introduction
Meet the Snatcher. Embrace the harmonica.












Living the dream
Earn $1,000,000 in your career.
Just earn that amount by playing the game. It carries over, so you don't have to start over. Eventually, you will earn $1,000,000 throughout your game. It will take ages though if you don't make a lot of money.

Making Bank
Have a modest $1000. Just have a money total of $1000 on you.



THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION.
Supply the Chupacabra with 3 or more meals.
Have 3 bodies on the farm by dying and re-spawning. Then you'll get the achievement.












Enlightened
Get kidnapped by Mothman. Basically, just die. This happens during the day near the edge. You probably already got it by time you play.











The Doctor is in
Revive yourself or another player for over $1000. That amount is not too hard once you have enough money. You could use $1600 dollars to revive yourself or another player. If you need money, just keep upgrading that crop value and water range.

Conoisseur
Have at least one of every seed type in your inventory. That means you need to have a radish, a cabbage, a tomato, a potato, a pumpkin, a returnip and a strawberry in your inventory. Strawberries can be collected at night, but beware of mothman. All other crops can be bought from the farmer or from the giant carrot, located at the bottom of the farm. Once you got them all in your inventory, you will have the achievement.










Mechanic
Fix the tractor. The whole point of the game! The soonest you can do it is when you have $50, so you can buy the toolbox from the farmer. It will take an inventory slot, so make sure you have space, or else you will waste your money. Then go top left, up the narrow path, and you will see the tractor.
I'm sure you can figure it out at this point. Then you will get an achievement.










The Smart Move
Steal over 100 crops from other players. Be a savage, or ask them if they 'would kindly' give you some. It does carry over through lobbies.

No Farm. Only Cryptid.
Die 100 times. Just do it! You have nothing! That will take a very long time, so probably do this last. It does save progress.


Liar(hidden)
Tell a friend "it is safe" when it isn't. You have to say, "it is safe", and then the other player has to die from it. Usually, players die outside, so it should be easy

No one will believe you(hidden)
Have an extra-terrestrial encounter. Very easy. Just wait for night in standard mode and wait for aliens to come. It usually happens more often when playing with players. Wait for it to pass, or don't because you got abducted, and you will get an achievement.

The hard achievements means that it will take effort. I hope you have a lot of time to spend because it will take exactly that.

Fast Food
Reach $100 in under 2 minutes. (Time starts when you first spawn in). You must have a total of $100 on you within 2 mins. Not reach. So think fast! You only have 2 mins. Grab the seeds that spawn at the bottom of the map. Pumpkins and potatoes won't help you in this case. Then immediately run to the shop, eat all the cake for money, and purchase radishes as 1st priority or cabbages as 2nd. Run to the right to begin farming and hurry.













The sound of forgiveness
With at least 4 players on the farm, be dead simultaneously with no active cryptids. Everyone in the server has to die and they all must be at the farm area. Do not revive yourselves. The tractor area does not count. The stalker when attempting to run away on foot does not count as an active cryptid. And then you shall hear the sound of forgiveness.

Massacre
Have 10 deaths occur on the server within 30 seconds. You will need at least 2 players or more(the more the merrier), and just die very quickly by hugging a harmonica man, a spooky jack-o lantern, a mothman, or a child while respawning quickly. Chupacabra will only kill 3 players before it makes a quick getaway with all the juice it drank. After that, you will all get an achievement out of pity.










Efficient
Make 10,000 in one full harvest. That one is going to take awhile and it's tough. This means that you must harvest all your crops in a short time, so that it will add up to a total of 10,000. You can extend the time by harvesting fully grown crops. If you plant a bunch of potatoes, cabbages, pumpkins, and strawberries, this will help you get that value of 10,000. You will need a lot of them and very high crop value. The highest crop value I got was 40.










Important: Turn on 'player total' in the option's menu, or else this will not work.










Don't blink
Harvest 10 crops nearby the scarecrow before it leaves. The reason this one isn't is not in the easy achievements because it takes effort. Upgrade that water range, so you can harvest fast and keep your distance. Make sure to do it before he leaves.


Outsourcing
Repair the tractor twice without planting a single crop. You will need $550 to repair the 1st and 2nd. Simple enough. The reason why it is a hard achievement because you need to somehow steal $550 worth of crops, and usually players are just starting out, so you won't be getting some high value crops quickly. I hope you get lucky, and get it done quickly.

Survival
Escape the farm. You will be missed. Repair the tractor 5 times(3 if you're doing compact mode) and use the key to escape the farm. The 1st repair is $50. The 2nd repair is $500. The 3rd is $1000. The 4th is $5000. And the final one is $10,000. Then $100 for the key. After spending a total of $16,650, you decide to leave for the city to pursue capitalism, or come back because you still got achievements to do.










Cardio
Achieve a sprint speed of 6 or more. Hey, it takes some effort to get there you know, so that's why it is hard achievement. By the time you reach a sprint of 6, your stats will be very high and you would've already escaped the farm.

Abundance
Have $100,000. Just have $100,000 by saving. You would probably already have high stats when you did your 5th repair. Just keep upgrading your crop value. Plant a lot of high value crops(my favorite are strawberries and potatoes. Returnips are good, too). And save up.

Endless pursuit
Run from the snatcher for 20 seconds straight. Run it's the harmonica snatcher! I recommend having some stats for this. So do your 5th repair, max out your stamina recovery for longer duration and quick recovery, and have a sprint speed above 3. 3 is about the speed that you will be faster than the snatcher, but if you want to survive for 20 secs, you need a plan. Or you could try using a lot fences as well. Just one pole can slow down a snatcher a lot for 2 secs.

Paranormal is the norm
Run away from powered up Ellie until she disappears. It will happen by chance. If she is blurry, she is powered up. There will only be one. She is faster than a snatcher, so a very high speed stat like 4(I could be wrong) and max stamina recovery which is 4(3.0 from upgrading and 1.0 from repairing the tractor) will be needed. Then run for your life because she is very fast, and nothing is going to stop her from hugging you.










Hold on, where are you going?(hidden)
Escape the farm...Hey! You're outside the map. You will need very high speed. I did it with a sprint speed of 5.1. To get out of bounds, run into the walls several times by walking back and then sprint into the wall. There are 2 layers of wall that you will need to get through. I am not sure what is the trigger, but I got the achievement when I went out of bounds at the secret area, located below giant carrot. And I went out of bounds to the left just in case I get stuck.









Track star(hidden)
Reach the end of the escape road. It's that road that is near the tractor where you can attempt to escape. You will need a speed of 3.8 and max stamina recovery of 4 to succeed. The stalker ramps up speed so fast that you will die if you are too slow. If you are fast enough, you will reach the end and get an achievement. Unfortunately, you can't escape the farm this way.










One with the Harmonica
100% all other achievements. Thanks for playing! This is arguably the hardest achievement of all. You have to do all of it at once, or else the harmonica shall delete your safe file.

In Cryptid Farm you may die a lot or lose a lot that makes it quite discouraging, but half the fun is trying to survive and make enough money, so you can escape the farm. You should also play with other players, so you can all experience the evil critters while trying to escape. So remember just to have some fun.

Here are some of my moments while playing this game.