Before you start your gun-slinging adventures, you'll need to create an avatar. Now, you can spend hours perfecting your look, but remember: You’re the main character here. Go for that wild hair color, those oversized anime eyes, and that outfit that screams “I’m ready to save the world...or just pose for selfies.” Because, in the end, the real boss is the friend who judges your avatar’s sense of fashion.

You’ll be gifted an ArFA-sys (basically a fancy AI helper) that’s surprisingly good at dodging responsibilities and delivering sassy one-liners. It’s your job to keep them equipped, fed, and ready for battle. You can also customize them, but here’s a tip: give them the most ridiculous outfit possible. Nothing says “I’m serious about this game” like having an ArFA-sys in a maid outfit with a bazooka.

Fatal Bullet isn’t subtle when it comes to weapons. You can choose everything from handguns to sniper rifles, bazookas, and weapons that look like they could single-handedly wipe out a small army. Each one comes with a fancy name like “Last Judgment” or “Dragon’s Fury,” which sounds epic until you realize it also comes with a recoil that’ll send you flying backward.

Pro-tip: Start with a big gun for maximum overkill and then switch to something sensible, like an SMG, when you remember you’re supposed to actually hit your target.

Your teammates include everyone from your typical stoic sniper, a healer who’s way too enthusiastic about friendship, and of course, Kirito himself. They’ll follow you around and toss out motivational one-liners like “We’ve got this!” and “Let’s do our best!” which would be great if they weren’t missing all their shots.

But don’t worry—just imagine you’re a babysitter for overpowered anime teens, and your patience will last at least an hour.

In Fatal Bullet, you’re not Kirito. That means you actually have to work to get strong instead of just magically being the best from the get-go. The plot starts off with you just wanting to enjoy a game, but before you know it, you’re in the middle of a battle royale with world-ending stakes. Remember to focus on two things: shoot everything that moves and try not to cringe every time Kirito says something “cool.”

One thing Fatal Bullet loves? Customization. You can change colors, add decals, even upgrade your gear to levels that make them look like bedazzled weapons straight out of a 90s sci-fi movie. Ever wanted a hot pink sniper rifle with flames on it? Go for it. Don’t worry about being taken seriously because this is Gun Gale Online—no one here takes anything seriously.

Pro-tip: Give your guns ridiculous names like “The Boomstick Supreme” or “One Shot McGlock.” It’ll add that personal touch when you’re getting your virtual butt kicked.

Enemies in Fatal Bullet have exactly two strategies: stand still and shoot, or sprint right at you and miss. Occasionally, a boss will have a third strategy called “spam an attack so obnoxious you rage-quit.” Just take your time, dodge, and laugh at their lack of ambition. With enough patience, you’ll eventually take them down and unlock a shiny new piece of loot that barely improves your stats.

Each boss in this game looks like it was pulled straight from a sci-fi fever dream. They’re usually massive, covered in spikes, lasers, or other pointy things, and have a weak spot the size of a barn door. These fights can be fun, but the best part is watching your teammates panic as they stand directly in the path of laser beams.

Pro-tip: Aim for the glowing bits, avoid standing still, and if all else fails, run around in circles and hope the boss has a heart attack.

Quests in Fatal Bullet range from “kill 10 enemies” to “retrieve an item that’s conveniently surrounded by a death squad.” Don’t expect anything deep here—just grind your way through a series of requests that NPCs could probably handle themselves if they ever put down their coffee.

Once you’ve got your arsenal ready, it’s time to test your skills in PvP. Here, players go all-out with their wildest weapons, cheapest tactics, and most obnoxious emotes. Be prepared to get shot in the back, blown up by grenades, and generally treated like target practice by players who have clearly played way too much.

Pro-tip: If you’re losing, just spam “GG” and “Good luck!” in the chat until you’ve driven your opponent mad with kindness.

Yes, there’s a mode where you become Kirito. In this universe, that’s basically the equivalent of switching to god-mode. You get OP gear, crazy moves, and the ability to mow down enemies like they’re nothing. Kirito Mode is the ultimate “I’m overpowered and I know it” mode, where you can live your main character dreams without doing any of the hard work. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Dungeons are where you’ll spend most of your time collecting loot that may or may not be worth the effort. They’re also filled with mobs that seem endless, so remember to stock up on ammo and healing items. And if you see a glowing chest at the end of a dungeon, don’t get too excited—it’s probably a weapon that’s 5 levels below what you’re already using.

Pro-tip: Go for the loot, but remember that most of the good stuff only shows up after you’ve been in the dungeon for hours. Patience is key—or a good podcast to keep you sane.

If you’ve ever wanted to go on virtual dates with your teammates, you’re in luck. Fatal Bullet lets you experience friendship events where you get to know your squad members. These cutscenes are filled with classic anime moments—awkward silences, dramatic stares, and way too much blushing. Remember, everyone loves you in this world; just enjoy the uncomfortable attention.

In Fatal Bullet, crafting is all about taking an already powerful weapon and somehow making it even more absurd. You’ll collect materials from defeated enemies, which you can then use to upgrade your weapons into ultimate tools of destruction. Want a rocket launcher with poison damage? You got it. How about a sniper rifle that causes instant explosions? Sure, why not? The game says “craft responsibly,” but we say, “craft to annihilate.”

The endgame of Fatal Bullet is all about unlocking insane levels of gear, clearing dungeons faster, and asserting your dominance in PvP. You’ll probably sink hours into getting the perfect loadout, only to realize it’s time for a new game patch that makes all your hard work obsolete. But hey, at least you’ll look cool while taking on AI enemies that never stood a chance.

At the end of the day, Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet is all about embracing the chaos of MMO anime tropes, ridiculous fashion, and endless shootouts. Whether you’re here to wield absurdly big guns, become Kirito for five minutes, or just meme your way through Gun Gale Online, remember that this game is about having fun. Or as Kirito would say, “Just do your best!”