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HEXEN ENTERPRISES PRESENTS: VEX CENTURION

Alright, buckle up, because I’m about to introduce you to the VEX Centurion—HEXEN’s latest attempt at a walking apocalypse. Now, before we get too far into this, let’s be clear: it’s still a work in progress. Yeah, I know—minor detail, but we’ve yet to actually put the arms on this thing. So if you’re looking for a mech that can punch through a tank? Not yet, but don’t worry—we’ll get there. For now, it’s all about the speed and the chaos.

And don’t think you can run. Thanks to arcjet technology—yep, the same tech from our LEGIONS and Locust missiles—this thing has infinite range. You could be on the other side of the planet, hell, the other side of the solar system, and the VEX Centurion can still reach you. Doesn’t matter how far you go; you can’t outrun it.

But let’s get to the real fun part—the inertia overload. When you push the VEX Centurion too hard, that inertia driver kicks into overdrive, and things get a little... messy. See, when this thing overloads, it hits 21% the speed of light. Yeah, you heard me—21% the speed of light. That’s not just fast, that’s “you’re already dead, you just don’t know it yet” fast.

So here’s what happens. Option one: the VEX Centurion decides it’s done with the ground and flings itself straight into deep space. We’re talking 21% light speed. You’ll be out of the atmosphere before you can even blink, rocketing into the cold void, where the real nightmare begins. No one’s coming to save you, and you’re going to have plenty of time to think about your slow, agonizing death as you drift through space, running out of oxygen, food, and, worst of all, water.

Let me tell you—dehydration is not the way you want to go. First, your mouth goes dry, your muscles start to cramp, your vision blurs, and your mind? It starts playing tricks on you. Days go by, and all you’ll see is the endless void as your body withers away, trapped in that cockpit, until it’s just you and the emptiness.

But hey, at least there’s option two—and trust me, you want option two. If the VEX Centurion overloads the other way, it’s going to pancake itself into the ground at 21% the speed of light. We’re talking instant obliteration. You’ll be nothing but a crater and a smear, but at least it’s over in a split second. No drifting in space, no slow death. Just a quick, merciful end—probably the best thing that’ll happen to you in that situation.

Oh, and did I mention it still doesn’t have arms? Yeah, that’s right—it’s an armless juggernaut. For now. We’re still working on it. But don’t let that fool you—this thing’s fast enough to rip through anything without needing to throw a punch. And when we do finally get those arms on? Well, let’s just say you won’t want to be around to see it.