warning: massive amounts of alien traces have been found in your frontal lobe. this phenomenon can be caused by: sniffing, licking, eating, inhaling, or touching alien resources without proper ficsit gear. NOTE: ficsit gear does not support sniffing licking eating or inhaling alien resources. if you have done any of these, there are chances you might be able to fly. but please be warned: the odds are never on your side when it comes to alien radiation, and you should call any loved ones back on earth, and tell them what your leaving in your will. stay efficient!