1. Take off your headset, (if need be)
2. Set your controllers down
3. Stick your hand behind you and underneath your undies.
4. Move your fingers back and forth until your ass feels normal again.
5. DO NOT sniff your hand, as the smell may cause you to faint. Instead, wash it, or spray it with Ax body spray.
6. Put back on your headset and grab your controllers.
7. Shoot either a zombie, combine soldier, headcrab, etc.
8. Scratch their ass, and slap it if possible.

Usually this occurs when your ass wasn't wiped properly. After eating Taco bell or Chipotle, There is a good chance that you'll have to take a nice fat ♥♥♥♥, when your done releasing the hounds. Grab a roll of charmin ultra strong. and wipe your ass as necessary. if you're too late, wipe it with a Clorox wipe, or if you have a detachable shower head, shoot your dry ass with it. Hopefully your ass feels better, Thank you for reading!