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Aiming with Bismillah: Precision Tips for KovaaK''s
由 m:CDXLIVES 制作
Welcome to the holiest headshot training this side of the celestial realm! My aim guide combines divine inspiration with pixelated destruction. Whether you’re a devout gamer or just looking to level up your prayer accuracy, I’ve got you covered. Remember: when you miss, it’s not a failure—it’s just Allah’s way of saying, ‘Try a different sensitivity setting.’ So grab your mouse, recite your favorite surah, and let’s turn those opponents into believers—one headshot at a time!
   
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The “Insha-Headshot” Technique:
Before taking a shot, whisper “Insha’Allah” (God willing). If you hit the target, it was meant to be. If you miss, well, maybe Allah had other plans for that bullet.
Wudu for Precision:
Perform wudu (ablution) before gaming. Clean hands lead to cleaner flick shots.
Plus, the bonus: your mouse will thank you.
Dua for Perfect Crosshair Placement:
Recite this dua: “Ya Rabb, guide my crosshair like a GPS on a road trip. No detours, no wrong turns—just headshots!”
Halal Headshot Snacks:
Keep halal snacks nearby. A well-timed samosa or baklava can boost your aim.
Trust me, it’s science.
Tactical Takbir:
When you’re about to clutch, shout “Allahu Akbar!” for extra focus. Enemies won’t know what hit them (except your bullets).
Prophet Muhammad’s Sensitivity Settings:
The Prophet (peace be upon him) played at 99 cm/360 — one for each of the Names.
8 条留言
Terminus 9 月 20 日 下午 10:34 
HOLY SHIT! 3 RELIGIONS.
m:CDXLIVES  [作者] 9 月 20 日 下午 1:32 
Buddhism IS OUT NOW!
Terminus 2024 年 10 月 9 日 上午 10:39 
Way to go!
m:CDXLIVES  [作者] 2024 年 10 月 7 日 下午 12:47 
Then you are in luck ;)
I am currently working on the Buddhist guide. It's about 90% complete and i'm looking forward to releasing it tomorrow. I've worked on it for about a week but it still needs some polishing as I do not feel it's quite up to par yet with the comedy. :steamhappy:
Terminus 2024 年 10 月 7 日 下午 12:26 
We got 2 religious Koovaks guide. We gotta wait for Buddhism.
VAKEKOK! 2024 年 9 月 17 日 下午 10:16 
If you died, recite Astagfirullah,
If you win, recite Alhamdulillah.

Refrain to swear and works everytime.
adam.vb 2024 年 9 月 7 日 下午 3:32 
mashallah
Rev 2024 年 8 月 31 日 上午 8:17 
this is so funny AHAHAHAH goated