Constantly provide detailed and unnecessary feedback on your teammates’ actions, like “You should have crouched there!” or “Why didn’t you check that corner?”

Whenever your team makes a decision, insist they explain their reasoning immediately, even if it’s an obvious choice.

Point out every minor mistake, like missing a single shot or not perfectly aligning a smoke grenade.

Give overly complicated or completely impractical advice, like “Let’s all go to the top of the building and parachute down!”

Express exaggerated shock and disappointment when your team doesn’t follow your advice perfectly.