To begin with, you firstly need this one truly amazing item.




Now, we obviously know how it works. It makes you become a fatter heavy and get extra health HELP YOU BE INVINCIBLE!

Until, yaknow, this happens.







You, died?! How?! This is a proper way to not die.

Now, one of the few ways to win games is to kill everyone. Then objectives. But, how does one KILL?!

Well, since we are obviously playing the heavy, here's where to start.
















Become intimidating, bring mittens. Mittens are REQUIRED. Now, eat your chocolate and run in with your mittens. What, someone's laughing?!?! POW HAHA them right in the face. There, that's how 2 kill.

Now that you know how 2 kill, How 2 Win?!?!

You don't.