Skater XL

Skater XL

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how to effectively obliterate your balls in SkaterXL (vanilla)
由 Chip Crinklechomp 制作
This is only interesting for people who are into CBT (Cognitive-behavioural therapy'nt)
   
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Map/railings
Any map with railings that's not adjacent to the wall
The trick
Now that you've found the railing where you want to slam your coin purse on to, you have to perform a certain trick. There're probably other flip tricks you can perform where it's more fluid but this flip trick I use just crack your orbs just fine.

We're not going to idle for long, let's get crackin'!
Aim for that railing you've been eyeing... perhaps take it out on a date so both of y'all will be comfortable
>Ride towards it, but not too fast or you'll overshoot, but don't go slow neither, the railing will see that you're nervous and shy. Some railings like that, some not. It just depends on how you approach them.

Now if you think you're approaching the railing with the right speed,
>Perform hardflip.
Pull down both thumbsticks as so

Then FLICK outwards as so. Now, this is very important -> You have to hold the sticks so your legs will stay wide open.
The Climax
Now that your legs are wide open, You have to hope for the best that the railing is sufficiently satisfied with your trick. If it is, then they will act as a magnet to your voltorbs


CRACK!!!

The railing loved it. YOU loved it, now both of you are happy.
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But wait, the railing wants to take your buns as well!
Now, this additional trick makes you turn 180 degrees.
Press and hold RT (or LT) to turn your body mid-air, or you can even hold it prior for a faster turn.


This image of me is mid-air AND mid-turn


CRACK!!!


THAT felt good. Now both of you are laughing because it was such a fun thing to do.
The author's cry for help
Okay, I can only do this with the railings and such, but if any connoisseur out there KNOWS how to crack your wrinkle berries from a FLAT SURFACE and just with a BOARD. That would be really funny.

Here's an image of how I imagine my board do to me


Thank you for reading.
2 条留言
bigspliffuh 9 月 16 日 下午 8:02 
sick
LYK 2024 年 12 月 17 日 上午 7:39 
the only tutorial i needed (really useful tutorial)