Successfully purchase the game. Optional thing is to buy the whole Yakuza Collection bundle, featuring all Like a Dragon (formerly Yakuza) games up to Yakuza 6. The best way is to buy them on sale, but if you're a true Yakuza fan, you can buy these games at full price.

Now that you own the legal copy of the game, it's time to launch it!

Experience the Sega jumpscare (VERY SCARY DON'T PLAY AT NIGHT).

Beat up the poor guy who owes money to your loan shark employer, then meet best boy Nishiki.

Then drink and sing with Nishiki. Congratulations, now you love men!

If you've reached this point and still haven't begun to love men, then you should progress the game a little further and get to the point where a completely naked and wet Kiryu takes a refreshing shower, showing players his toned body and back with an unfinished Dragon tattoo.

Still here? Here's the scene of Kiryu dominating and having gex with Kanda in Yakuza 3.

Shirtless Nishiki and Kiryu! I wanted to show you the scene where Kiryu and final boss undress completely and start to spank each other, but it'll be a spoiler, so I won't: play it yourself!