How Old Are You?

The problem we face before sending people into the Adults Only rated films are that sometimes the people that get in are not always adults. They are children.

Underage Children visiting our theater with adult content is strictly prohibited. If any children are caught in a viewing space of one said films will swiftly be removed from the premises no questions.
We work hard to keep these places safe for our clients as well their children and one of those comforts for our guests is that they can rest assured knowing that their children are safe at our Movie Theater.


Is It Harmful To Children To View Such Adult Only Films?

The short answer is, Yes. Immensely so.

You see the content that is shown during one of these showings can involve up to but not limited to;
Mutilation, Nudity, Violence, Disembowelment, Gore, Alcohol, Laceration, Asphyxiation, Drugs, and conditioning.

With this in mind you can see why we are very strict on the matter.

Why Must I Sign A Paper To Join This Theater?

Well you see, If we are to collect your soul through the sin in your eyes we want you to know full and well you agreed to it and any legal attempt at rectifying the terms of your soul are now forfeit.
We also felt that Underage Children lack the competency and development needed to make such a commitment. That is the most important reason we do not allow them in our theater.

Enjoy!


We Are Coming For You And Rest Assured We Will See You In Hell!