Steam 创意工坊::JJ's CPW CAWs (Wrestler Parodies)

创建者： JJ_Strife

One half of the Alpha Machine with Charlie Delta, Alpha qualified for the Olympics and represented the United States in Greco-Roman, much like Olympia before him....

Americana

创建者： JJ_Strife

White picket fences, mom's apple pie, professional wrestling. These are the most American things of all, and all of them are loved by Americana. His pride for the red, white and blue is unmatched, and he's often seen in his down time shaking hands and kiss...

Axel Excellent

创建者： JJ_Strife

Whether it's hitting bulls-eyes in darts, scoring 300 in bowling, or making half-court shots on a regular basis, Axel is simply Excellent. This flalwessness brings him to professional wrestling, where many consider him the perfect wrestler to become a cham...

Back Breaker

创建者： JJ_Strife

A chiropractor by trade, the man known as Back Breaker has taken up wrestling for fun (and create more potential customers) He knows just as many ways to break your back as he does fixing it, and if he likes you after the match, he might offer you a discou...

Bandsaw George

创建者： JJ_Strife

Tough guy! Can you handle the power of The American Caveman? With his 2x4 and the stars and bars, he gets fans off their feet chanting USA! and his almighty battle cry of HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!...

Baron Von British

创建者： JJ_Strife

Pip pip, and cheerio to all wrestling fans. Baron Von British aims to bring a little class to CPW. A technical master in his own right, BVB isn't above a little unsportsmanlike conduct in his matches, using the old-fashioned roll of quarters when the refer...

Big Chinoki

创建者： JJ_Strife

A pioneering force in Japanese puroresu, Chinoki challenges any and all fighters of any and all styles to fight him, wanting to prove that professional wrestling is the strongest martial art of them all....

Big Thumb

创建者： JJ_Strife

An absolute unit, pushing the scales at nearly 500 pounds, he is often so dominant in the ring, that he demands the referee give him a 5-count when pinning his opponents....

Biohazard

创建者： JJ_Strife

Said to hail from Ellis Island, and also said to have been exposed to radiation, Biohazard is ready to nuke the competition....

Bonzo

创建者： JJ_Strife

Bonzo the Clown has been the funny man and the scary man during his time under the paint. One day, he'll frighten a child with the disembodied hand handshake, the next he's making them laugh by spritzing someone they hate with water. Whether a good clown o...

Brawler-X

创建者： JJ_Strife

This masked brawler doesn't care if you're a shoot fighter, or some karate, or a boxer. Just remember that he is Brawler-X and he's the baddest man in the CPW wrestling....

Bridget Lass

创建者： JJ_Strife

The Luck o' the Irish is smiling on this Lass. A jaunty river dance precedes and follows a technical masterclass that makes Bridget one of the best around. This Lass won't get kicked any time soon!...

Broseph

创建者： JJ_Strife

Bro! The biggest bro in wrestling arrives to CPW for good times and hard fights. While very chill as a person, don't take that as weakness, as he will likely knock you out or tap you out....

Calvin Kean

创建者： JJ_Strife

Brawl Keen Brawl is the rallying cry from fans whenever they see Calvin Kean enter the ring. A journeyman of the independents, he finally appears in the big time, ready to fight whoever, wherever, whenever....

Canton Cannonball

创建者： JJ_Strife

One half of the Golden State Blonds, Canton is the high-flying, risk taking half of the duo....

Carly Considerate

创建者： JJ_Strife

He spits in the face of people who don't hold open the door, loudly use their phones in public, and not saying bless you after you sneeze. That's not considerate!...

Charlie Delta

创建者： JJ_Strife

One half of the Alpha Machine, Charlie has a decorated amateur background that meshes well with his Olympic-caliber partner Alpha Bravo. Together, they are a well-oiled machine destined to take the tag division by storm....

Cornfed Meathead

创建者： JJ_Strife

Wake up, it's feeding time! Once a country boy who found fame and fortune in Las Vegas, he enters the squared circle with a fury as deep as his appetite....

Cosmic Carnage

创建者： JJ_Strife

ARE YOU READY TO EXPERIENCE THE WILD COSMIC CARNAGE?! CAN YOU HANDLE THE DESTRUCITY AND SHEER LUNACY OF THE MOST AWESOME FORCE TO ENTER A CASUAL PRO RING?! THEN LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL AND THE POWER IS YOURS!!!...

Cpl. Punishment

创建者： JJ_Strife

Ten hut! Do you scumbags think you're tough enough to compete with Corporal Punishment? Well, prove it and step up! And that's...an order!...

Cpt. Lance Heron

创建者： JJ_Strife

Avast ye swabbies! Here be the Terror of the Virgin Islands, Captain Lance Heron. He sails into CPW to stake his claim to the greatest treasure, the CPW Championship....

Crimson Crooner

创建者： JJ_Strife

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! The human rooster hopes to rise with the sun and take his place in CPW history....

DAnarchy

创建者： JJ_Strife

Daniel Alcott, known anarchist in his hometown of Cleveland, OH, comes to CPW as DAnarchy (dan-archy.) A true lunatic willing to go to any lengths to win a match, even putting his own body at risk every chance he gets....

Death Adder

创建者： JJ_Strife

THIS MAN RULES ASS!!!...

Destin Starr

创建者： JJ_Strife

They say that wrestling has more than one royal family. One of the top ones has to be the Starr family. Destin, the youngest son of Shannon and young brother of Patrick (Patty Latinum) there are many who say that this Starr is Destin'd for great things....

Diamond Mina

创建者： JJ_Strife

It's said that pressure is what makes coal become diamond. That's certainly the case for Mina. With loft expectations placed upon her with her wrestling upbringing, she sets out to prove that she is the true diamond in the rough that is professional wrestl...

Disciple of Question

创建者： JJ_Strife

Once a student of the original Question Mark in the art of Mongrovian Karate, he has taken up the mantle of his master after his untimely passing. Hoping to honor the legacy and popularity of his master, he joins CPW....

Donnie Extreme

创建者： JJ_Strife

A true innovator of hardcore extreme wrestling, Donnie knows his way around any weapon and always comes up with new and exciting offense with each and every one....

Dwight Stone

创建者： JJ_Strife

Can you feel the electricity? Can you hear the roar of the crowd? More importantly, can you smell what Dwight Stone has cooked up? The most charismatic wrestler to ever grace the squared circle, he has a million and one insults for everyone on the roster, ...

E. Nigma

创建者： JJ_Strife

The Green General of Professional Wrestling, The Greatest Mystery in All of Wrestling, The Lean, Mean, Green Machine. E. Nigma may have many nicknames, but he has as many moves to coincide with it. While an outstanding singles competitor, he also teams wit...

El Regular

创建者： JJ_Strife

Some think he's a generic luchador, but those that see beyond the appearance will know of the drive and determination of El Regular that has taken him to great heights. He has teamed with and had bloody brawls against his frienemy Calvin Kean....

Funny Business

创建者： JJ_Strife

Be warned: If you have a match with Funny Business, expect a rib at any point. An infamous prankster outside of the ring, he uses various jokes and pranks to mess with you. Even without his tricks, he is still a formidable foe in the ring....

Gamemaster

创建者： JJ_Strife

It's all about the game, and how you play it (or can cheat it in your favor.) Gamemaster is often referred to as the master of the mat, knowing how to beat an opponent physically and mentally....

Gnarles Radwell

创建者： JJ_Strife

People see Gnarles as the raddest, most radical dude to ever exist. He is also a multi-year veteran in the ring....

Golden Child

创建者： JJ_Strife

Said to be the chosen one of the trio of himself, DAnarchy and Aleki Uce, the Golden Child was hand-picked by officials to be the next mega-star. We will see if he has what it takes to swim in the deep end of the pool....

Grand Vizier

创建者： JJ_Strife

This strongman is said to be the descendant of a king of the Persian Empire, and wears the garb in tribute to his heritage....

Gumdrop Laynie

创建者： JJ_Strife

She may look sweet on the outside, but don't take Laynie lightly. She has immense power to go with her size, and a little bit of that Scottish attitude to make anything she says intimidating....

Hawaiian Punch

创建者： JJ_Strife

Another powerhouse from the island state of Hawaii, Hawaiian Punch has a mean right hand. Not only does it have great knockout potential, but his claw hold can break a coconut with ease. Often teams with fellow Hawaiian powerhouse The Big Kahuna...

Hound of Helsinki

创建者： JJ_Strife

Finland's greatest export in the world of combat sports, Hound of Helsinki possesses a lot of the intangibles that make a superstar in wrestling. Ehhh, maybe not so much in the charisma department. But he'll definitely kick your rear end for insinuating as...

Houston Haymaker

创建者： JJ_Strife

One half of the Golden State Blonds alongside Canton Cannonball. Houston is the technical and brawler of the duo....

IM Funk

创建者： JJ_Strife

This top independent prospect from the state of Illinois calls himself the Greatest Of All Time, and he proves it night in and night out. He is a loud and proud member of the abstinent lifestyle as well....

Jacob Cass

创建者： JJ_Strife

The legend of WWE '12's Road to WrestleMania. Former NXT reality show winner, and slayer of WCW, and some say he's the Greatest Man to Have Ever Lived....

Joey the Kid Man

创建者： JJ_Strife

Joseph Kidman earned his name for his youthful looks despite his age, along with his high-flying ability that can rival the younger and more amble of wrestlers in CPW....

Kedo

创建者： JJ_Strife

The Super Fighting Machine, ready to Knock Every Dude Out....

Larry Otto

创建者： JJ_Strife

A country boy from Texas made his name in Japan as roughneck, tobacco-chewin', lariat-swingin' son of a gun. Some say his lariats are more effective because of him being near-sighted, so he can't fully see where approximately his target is, so he throws ev...

Locke Smythe

创建者： JJ_Strife

The master of the Locke & Keylock, it's said that no one has broken out of this submission move, and it has wn him many titles and accolades....

Mad King Ed

创建者： JJ_Strife

They say that in this cold world, you have to fight to survive. Ed became the Mad King by winning a street fight battle royal against the many other street bums in the area. This repute would give Ed a gateway into several independents, and eventually, CPW...

Maple Lief

创建者： JJ_Strife

If I can be serious for a minute, Lief may be one of Canada's greatest technicians to ever grace a ring. A man always ready to proclaim the superiority of Canada, he once won three championships and re-branded them all under Canadian names....

Meat Mountain

创建者： JJ_Strife

Well over 400 pounds of big meaty meat, he'll have opponents calling their mommas in no time....

Mega Force Aki

创建者： JJ_Strife

Wrestler, politician, hero. Mega Force Aki wears many hats in his home country of Nigeria. He is the mayor of his town, and challenge andy and all to step up to him in front of his fans, friends and family. He stands as a symbol of strenght and justice for...

Miami Vice

创建者： JJ_Strife

Hey, yo. It's time to take a survey. How many of you are here to see Miami Vice? Survey says: Another one for the Bad Guy....

Mike Armstrong

创建者： JJ_Strife

Officially recognized as the strongest man on Earth, Mike has performed many spectacular feats outside of the ring, and is just as, if not more tenacious inside of it....

Mr. E

创建者： JJ_Strife

Nobody knows the mystery behind the identity of Mr. E. Nevertheless, anyone stepping up to him will feel the power, and he might want a 5 count instead of 3....

Mr. ERA

创建者： JJ_Strife

The highest paid athlete in CPW, Mr. ERA has the swagger and the skills to back it all up. Expect this competitor to stay BALLIN' in the ring....

Nevermind

创建者： JJ_Strife

Quothe the Raven. Nevermind....

Nighten Gail

创建者： JJ_Strife

Many are calling Nighten Gail a once in a generation talent, not just in women's wrestling, but for the sport as a whole. Dazzling crowds with feats unseen in women's wrestling for some time, she is a true pioneer of the sport....

Old Glory

创建者： JJ_Strife

Rumors abound that Old Glory might be Bulk Logan under a patriotic mask, but there seems to be no proof of such, brother!...

Olympia

创建者： JJ_Strife

It's true, it's quite true that Olympia represented the US in the Olympics in Greco-Roman wrestling and won a gold medal (and rumored to have done so with a broken neck.)...

PANIK

创建者： JJ_Strife

HE'S COMING ALIVE! The PANIK Attack has arrived in CPW, and is looking to cause shock and awe for fans, and severe anxiety to his opponents with his daredevil offense....

Patrick Benatar

创建者： JJ_Strife

The Heartbreaker, Dream-maker, Love-taker, the Marquee Match, Mr. Casual Friday. Whatever the nickname, Patrick is going to dazzle the audience with his phenomenal speed and skill (and probably woo your girl while he's at it.)...

Patty Latinum

创建者： JJ_Strife

Patrick Russel is a member of the famed Starr wrestling dynasty with his brother Destin and father Shannon. Unfortunately, due to legal reasons, he cannot compete under the name Patrick Starr so he ultimately decided to coat himself in shiny paint and para...

Prince Kikiwaka

创建者： JJ_Strife

Hawaii's prince of wrestling, and son of the legendary King Kikiwaka, he brings a hard-hitting offense that will light up any junior heavyweight division he's in....

Robin Banks

创建者： JJ_Strife

A wrestler by night, and robber by show's end, it's Robin Banks!...

Romaro Lopez

创建者： JJ_Strife

Hailing from Pureto Rico, Romaro is often known as the Strong Style Super Heavyweight. Employing an arsenal of strikes such as elbows and chops, he leaves opponents dazed and confused even after the match....

Sammy Slambino

创建者： JJ_Strife

A longtime fixture of the independent scene, he is often teamed with his good friend E. Nigma to form Dishonor Abound, though he is as capable of a competitor in singles as he is in a team. In Memory of Francisco Ciatso (1975-2024)...

Seamus Rockwell

创建者： JJ_Strife

He loves to fight, all day and all night. Seamus Rockwell (also known as SeamRock (pronounced as shamrock)) fights everywhere. When he's not wrestling, it's said that he looks for fights in local bars. At least one time, he caught the ire of Sareena Lockle...

Sensho

创建者： JJ_Strife

The hard-hitting world warrior brings his brutal style to CPW. An exceptional junior heavyweight athlete with the strike power of a heavyweight, size definitely doesn't matter for this man....

Shazza Fayzler

创建者： JJ_Strife

Known by many as the Houdini of Holds, Shazza is a master submission artist, learning from the old catch style used in the days of Mr. Collar & Elbow and Sir Willie Wallop. This, combined with an MMA background and a penchant for bullying her opponents, an...

Sir Michael Wallace III

创建者： JJ_Strife

If I can beg your indulgence for one moment, here comes the man who is intelectually unequalled in the wrestling industry. SMW III looks to bring a hint of class that he feels is sorely lacking in the squared circle, whether anyone likes it or not. You're ...

Skullchild

创建者： JJ_Strife

A daredevil who hasn't met a thrill he wouldn't take, Skullchild lives for the moment. Tomorrow isn't certain, so live like it won't happen....

Stargazer

创建者： JJ_Strife

An alien hailing from the planet Celesteria in the Luminara System in the 5th Dimension, Stargazer (or Chroo Desdy in his native tongue) arrives to our world to judge its in inhabitants on their combat ability. They say it is written in the stars that Star...

Stephan McMoneybags

创建者： JJ_Strife

A man of wealth, dignity and lots and lots of expensive things, Stephan was trained to wrestle by the best coaches money can buy, and even if he can't beat them, he'll buy them off....

Swiss Mister

创建者： JJ_Strife

Switzerland's strongest wrestler who holds the world record for the Longest Continuous Giant Swing, with 159 rotations. He also dominates the tag team ranks with Tyson Young as the Mat Monarchs....

The Big Kahuna

创建者： JJ_Strife

Hailing from Maui, The Big Kahuna is all about the sun, sand and surf outside the ring, but is one of the toughest dudes to ever step foot inside of it....

The Easton Beast

创建者： JJ_Strife

A legendary super heavyweight, Easton Beast has terrorized the east coast wrestling scene for years, specifically the New England area. Known for his legendary partnership and feud with Rampage....

The Mighty Singh

创建者： JJ_Strife

The largest wrestler in India, Mighty Singh stands at over 7 feet tall, and while limited in the ring, the moves in his arsenal that he does possess are deadly enough to get the win. It's been said that he can effortlessly crush a rock with his bare hands....

The Phantom

创建者： JJ_Strife

From the depths of the local cemetary, The Phantom is one of the most intimidating presences to ever step into a ring. Wearing his gray mask, he prowls in the darkest corners, studying the next victim that wil rest...in...peace....

Tractor Taylor

创建者： JJ_Strife

The man with the size and strength of a John Deere, Taylor wows fans with his strength and his surprising charisma. Always eager to deliver hands, even when he wins, HE'S NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!...

Tyson Young

创建者： JJ_Strife

Tyson is awesome. He's as hot as it gets with his lethal arsenal of elbows and holds. Teams with Swiss Mister to form the Mat Monarchs....

What?

创建者： JJ_Strife

Who's this? What? No, who. What? Who is this? What? Not what, WHO. What? Aw, never mind....

Wildcard Wilkos

创建者： JJ_Strife

A former backyard wrestler who patterned his gimmick to that of a wheelin'-dealin' gambler, Wilkos looks to lead his army of The Deck into complete domination of CPW....

Will Power

创建者： JJ_Strife

Big Will Style has crashed onto the scene here in CPW. Will is a young powerhouse looking to make a name for himself in the big time....

Yankee Doodle

创建者： JJ_Strife

A superfan of the New York Yankees, to the point where he will start fights with anyone who disagrees that they are the best team in baseball (double so if they are a Red Sox fan.)...

Little Jimmy

创建者： JJ_Strife

Little Jimmy of WWE fame has finally made his way into a wrestling ring as a competitor. While sources vary as to their interpretation of what Little Jimmy can and does look like, everyone agrees that he is a massive John Cena fan, and is more often than n...

Trailer Parker

创建者： JJ_Strife

The scrappiest brawler in the entire trailer park, Parker surprises his opponents with a bit of technical know-how. Often teams with his larger partner Tractor Taylor, and is often accompanied by his girlfriend....

King Cobra

创建者： JJ_Strife

They say never trust a snake, and this man is the reason why. King Cobra is one of the more devious competitors here in CPW; soft spoken, but dangerous....

Allie N

创建者： JJ_Strife

She's more than a woman. She's a fun-loving alien who is a tremendous talent in the ring. If she likes you (or wants to mess with you in the ring) you will often get a boop on the nose....

Copen Hagar

创建者： JJ_Strife

A master tactician who never met an opportunity he wouldn't take to make it to the top of the professional wrestling landscape. Whether he beats you fairly or by cheating, Hagar will leave you with one thing in mind: Cope and Seethe....

The Ravager

创建者： JJ_Strife

Ravager is here, and he's really mad. Ravager is here, and he's really angry! Coming from the icy north of Canada, The Ravager brings a vicious submission and technical style that has been known to put people on the shelf for a while....

Raya Sunshine

创建者： JJ_Strife

Once a happy-go-lucky young lady that kids adored with her tube men and hugs galore. She would eventually see that it was getting her nowhere, so she developed a slight edge to her persona and focused more on winning than making fans happy....

Unicorn Majesty

创建者： JJ_Strife

A hero for everyone that wishes to be a hero. Unicorn Majesty fights injustice and looks to be a role model for kids and adults alike....

Royal Purple

创建者： JJ_Strife

The Purple Reign of Royal Purple looks to cast its haze over CPW. You will know what it sounds like When Doves Cry when you face defeat at the hands of this charismatic wonder....

Mia Jefe

创建者： JJ_Strife

If money is power, then Mia just may be the most powerful woman on the roster. The CEO of the Squared Circle steps into the ring with potential as limitless as her credit card....