FREE TO PLAY
(In 20-odd bloody easy steps)


1.Down load and install "Free To Play " game
2. Hit 'play'
3. Wait for 3rd party stuff to install
4. Hit play again
5. wait for update
6. Hit play more
7. Realise you have to create an account online, clean up the gel from your broken stress toy.
8. Create account
9. HIT "PLAY" (Really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard)
10. Log in
11. Bask in the glow of the menu for several minuets
12. HIT START GAME
13. Create character
14. Really ACTUALLY StArT the GAME now?!
15. Be politely informed that you are either banned from a game that you havent played (not again) or that you havent PAYed .............................
16. ..................Take some time to stare blankly and ponder incredulously..............
.......HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!??
17. Realise that you cant even make a review to warn other people of this as your play time reads 0 (yet other game that start up a 3rd party downloader register the time)
18. RESORT TO MAKING A "GUIDE" TO START THE "FREE TO PLAY" Scam BS!
19. Create a physical representation of this Time Wasting Screw Around and let rip with a flame thrower (if you dont have flame thrower use deodorant/aerosol and lighter. This also works for catching flys wich is -true fact- way more fun than this BS)
20. BURN THAT SUCKER TO CRISPY BLACKENED CARBON DUST!
21. Go to a remote field, dramatically drop to your knees clenching your fists and scream loudly at the universe for being like ..such a ♥♥♥♥!

WELL NO I HAHAHAHAHHAHAAA I HAHHAHA I HAVENT HAHA PAYED
CAUSE ITS HAHA F-R-E-E T-O P-L-A-Y RIIIIIIIIHGT? WAHAHAHAHA!
FREE!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


I EAT YOUR FAAAACE!
If time is money and life is worth this company owes alot of people alot of money right now!

I suggest you remove the l so it states
FREE TO PAY!

ADDITIONAL..
Lots and lots of bad bad words!