Ok, the first vehicle to utterly demolish is the Delivery Van. This is one of the easier vehicles to break because it is very fragile. The hardest part about, and it will make you rage, are the wheel covers and rear bumber. They are extremely hard to knock off because they have to be hit in just the right place, but it is possible. Load up the map T Junction, and set it up like this. Use the first pose.



The brick wall pretty much tears apart the entire vehicle except the wheel covers & bumper. It may take a few tries, the cars will knock the remaining parts off for you. When the dismount is done, make sure it looks like this. (Or something like that anyway, couldn't get a good angle)

The Second vehicle to Brutally Bash is The Wedge. This actually is easy, and the only slightly hard to get bits were the sides/doors. For this one, use the map Freeway, and set it up like this with the first pose.



The end result should be a hunk of wreckage that looks like this. (again I couldn't get a good angle)

The third vehicle to be utterly destroyed is Maximus. This is one of the hardest ones to achieve, and will probably take many, many tries. Use the map Freeway again and set it up like this. First pose is used.



When it's all said and destroyed. It looks like this.

Now for the Sasquatch. this kind of an Intermediate level wreck. It's not too difficult but it requires lots of tries like the others. The level is Freeway and the same setup as Maximus. Also first pose.



The wreckage looks like this. (kinda good angle this time)

Now for one of my least favorite cars (it gets stuck on more ramps than the wedge), the Smooth Cruiser. The Smooth Cruiser is one of the harder ones to break because it is very long, so this one will take quite a few attempts. Use the map Froggerer and set it up like this. This one uses the second pose.



It's a bit hard to see because it's a bigger map, but it's a straight line with a boost pad, Brickwall, and then a boost pad. The completly crashed car should look like this.

The Corley is very easy because it has very few parts. Use the Freeway level again and the same setup as Maximus and Sasquatch. The first pose is used.



The Crashed Corley looks like this.

Next up is the Ranger. This is another one of the tougher vehicles to smash. To do it, use Freeway with the usual setup. The first pose is used again.



The end result should look like this.

The Komrade is a simple one. All you need to do is use my usual setup on Freeway again. Also first pose yet again.



The Krashed Komrade should look like this.

The Cool Streak has a very very low amount of breakable parts. It is very easy to do on almost any level. My suggestion is (You guessed it!) Freeway. Any pose is fine.



The not-very-different-looking Cool Streak is shown below.

The Boogie Bus is one of my favorite vehicles because it's so fragile and fun to use. To Bash it to bits use (You guessed it again!) Freeway. The first pose is used.



The Bashed Boogie Bus looks like this.

Heavy Metal is the toughest vehicle in the game. The only breakable parts are the exhausts and pipes, so it's pretty easy to completely break. Use Freeway (I'm just addicted to that one, aren't I) with the usual setup. First pose as normal.



The not-very-badly broken Heavy Metal looks like this.

The Swinger is pretty easy. The only parts that can break are the cover for Mr. Dismount. Use Freeway with the same setup again. The first pose is used once more.



The smashed Swinger looks like this.

Ah, the Token Bird. The stupidest most ROFL inducing vehicle ever concieved. It is incredibly fragile and I recommend you have fun for this one, but for guranteed Bashing use T Junction with this setup and the first pose.



The Trashed Token Bird looks like this.

For the Shuriken, strategy goes same as most of the others, except with the use of brake pads. This one is pretty fragile, so it shouldn't be too hard to break. Use T-Junction with a boost pad, brake pad, then brick wall.



The completely destroyed Shuriken looks like this.

The Grim Wagon is pretty fragile compared to most of the other vehicles. To smash it, use the same strategy as Shuriken.



The completely smashed Grim Wagon looks like below.

The Squealer, like the Grim Wagon, is pretty easy to break, it does have a few annoying buts, such as the rear wing, but overall it isn't so hard to crush. Use the same setup as the Grim Wagon and Shuriken, but without the boost pad.



The destroyed Squealer looks like this.

The Wastelander is very annoying to destroy. The little spikes on the sides are very difficult to pop off, but it can be done with many tries. For this vehicle, use T-Junction with a boost pad and two brick walls, as shown below.



The wasted Wastelander looks like it does below.

The Ricky-Ticky is fairly easy, using the same setup as most of the other vehicles, it's pretty easy to smash this one open. T-Junction with a boost pad and two brick walls, wear a top hat for full effect.



The totally destroyed Ricky-Ticky looks like this. Make sure you get the pipes, rim, and sidebars, sometimes the main pipe gets kinda... stuck in ya sometimes.

The LeDorean is a medium-ish one. It's not too tough but it will take you a few tries.



Like most of the other vehicles, just use T-Junction with a boost ramp and two brick walls as shown above.



The LeDorean with all of its parts off looks like it does above.

The Tumbler is really fragile, Like, really, fragile. You should have no trouble with this one no matter how you do it.



The above setup is almost exactly like most of the previous setups, but with one of the brick walls replaced with a second boost pad. The Tumbler isn't tough enough to get through both walls.



The trashed Tumbler should look like it does above. (These alliterations are getting worse and worse)

The Royal Highness is, for some reason, super fragile. It takes almost no impact for this thing to fall apart.



The above setup should be exactly like the Tumbler's, the bus should be completely destroyed even if it hits no vehicles on the way across.



The #rekt Royal Highness looks like it does in the above screenshot. (That alliteration was just... sad)

The Quad-Fin Fighter is pretty weak, at least a little stronger than some of the previous vehicles. The name also gets a tip-of-the-hat from me.



The setup to completely smash this thing is exactly like the Royal Highness and Tumbler, you should be able to completely destroy it in one go.



The completely quashed Quad-Fin Fighter is as shown above. (That one actually required a thesaurus)

So yeah, that's my guide to the "On A Mission From God" achievement. Please leave a comment below on improvements I could make, and if this helped you achieve the achievement. Also tell me if you'd like me to make a guide for more of the achievements for the game. Thanks for reading!

EDIT 6/23/15 : Hey guys (or girls), I finally added the new vehicles, sorry that took so long! But they are there now. Also, I'm fairly sure the screen shots for the new ones are correct, but I'm not positive because I had the achievement before the update. So please tell me below if I'm wrong. Thanks for reading!

EDIT 8/5/15 : Hello guys / girls again! There's been a new update that added "Ricky-Ticky", so I've added it to the list. I've also added line spaces between the pictures and text to make reading my bad puns and obvious comments easier. Thanks for reading... again!

EDIT 10/28/15 : Hello bipedal mammals, and other... things. I've added the new "LeDorean" to the list. As always, thanks for reading, and happy Halloween!

EDIT 3/13/16 : Hello again humans! I've finally added the Tumbler, Royal Highness, and Quad-Fin Fighter to the guide, and man, I might be running out of sections for it soon. Props to you Secret Exit for continuing to update this game with cool new content!