Before embarking on your journey to acquire lots of dosh, you need to get your ♥♥♥♥ together. Essentially, you are going to need to adopt a millionaire fishing mindset. How do such a thing? Simply just do. Get your head straight. Honestly its pretty simplistic.

Getting the Tattered Rain Hat is the first step to getting a million buckaroos. The rain hat is located in the Idiot Party level, and can be found in a cave around the perimeter of the level. In other words, simply walk along the levels outskirts until you reach the cave. Inside the cave located on the ground should be the rain hat. According to the wiki, the rain hat increases chance of catching fish and increases window of time to get fish.

The Fiberglass Fishing Rod is actually required to succeed with this strat. The rod itself is located in the Sin Space Engineering level, and is really easy to get. Simply turn around where you spawn and swim over to a house sitting on an isolated island. The specifics of using the fishing rod is pretty simplistic, simply charge the rod and sling the hook into a body of water. The moment a fish or otherwise pops up, click to immediately reel in and reap your rewards.

Its finally time to make some serious cheddar, equip the Tattered Rain Hat and Fiberglass Fishing Rod (make sure to also bring an actual weapon too) and head to the Casino Catastrophe level. Now, follow these next few screenshots to make it to your fishing location.

Walk in and head left.

Clear any enemies and proceed through this door.

Once again clear any enemies and head through the door on the left.

Then proceed to this door straight ahead.

Fish in this safe little location, away from attackers and functioning Zippys.

Now, begin fishing like anyone else would. Make sure to keep a keen eye as rarer fish will easily slip away, although the exact fish we are looking for should be easier to catch than most fish. Eventually you should catch this ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This is specifically the Wheel of Fortune fish, and will always be worth a minimum of 1,000,000 doubloons. The exact length it should take you to catch this fish may vary, although I caught two of them in pretty short amount of time. After catching one, im pretty sure you can guess what to do next. Go right ahead and sell however many you may have caught for a humongous paycheck, and spend frivolously.

Congrats. You made money in a little ♥♥♥♥♥ way because you were probably like me and too stupid to get the other guides strats to work. Enjoy your heaps and heaps of money. Coward.