Do you struggle to do things right sometimes?
Is your wife displeased with you in bed?
Do you have a gun at your nightstand?


If you answered "yes" to any of the questions above I implore you to read this guide for proper information on how to use said gun in "self defense" against any ungreatful foes who may stand in your way!

(in gmod of course)

Press "2" on your keyboard to bring up and select the 9mm Pistol!
The Iconic sidearm from Half-Life 2 that can carry a player through an entire play-through on even the most demanding difficulty!

Keeping your weapon loaded is an important step to "defending" yourself from any ungreatful ner-do-well!

Simply press the "R" key on your keyboard to reload yer pretty lil' pistol!

If you are unable to reload, you may already have a full magazine or may be out of ammunition, which may leave you in quite the pickle!

Take aim! use your mouse to point at the target!

If you have a shaky hand when using a virtual firearm, have no fear!
The trick is to envision the enemy as something or someone you despise!

For example: maybe a certain leech who's trying to take 50% of your belongings from you!

FILL EM WITH LEAD BOYO!
CLICK YOUR LEFT MOUSE BUTTON TO GO TRIGGER HAPPY ON THOSE MOFOS!
THE MORE SHOTS YA GET IN THE BETTER!
ALL IN THE NAME OF SELF DEFENSE!
[in gmod]

You have successfully put an end to the unholy matriarchy of marriage! [in gmod]

NOW TAKE A FAT HIT OFF THIS STOGIE BOYO!
MY GARRY'S MOD WIFE IS DEAD AND I NEED TO MOURN BY CHEEFIN' ON SOME FAT DOINKS WITH THE BOYS!