1. he will file lawsuits on you because he hates you
2. he is meanie
3. he costs 5 dollars
4. good if you want to be broke
5. he starts fights like a highschool student
6. he has 9 entertainment!!!
7. im not listing the other reasons because im busy kicking his ass

thanks for reading!!!!!!!!

(EDIT) ALSO THE REASONS YOU!!! GUYS ASKED FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!:

8. he looks polished and cool - SonicZombie13
11. he will make you lose all your money - Hi
8. He will enter your office early and you get to commit Trolling on Lefty. - MrContagousInfection

AWESOME QUOTES:::

SHOW THE 3 OTHER REASONS NOW - K3neo

buy lefty he is cool - Jgames55

makes enough sense:cupup: - Ventrixity

HOLY CRAP! :lunar2019piginablanket: - Peter Griffin

buy me i am very awesome - lefty