Refund this garbage, seriously, this game is not worth more than 20$, it is garbage, i bought it because of nostalgia and i hate every moment of it. I actually have Orion, and now i don't even play it.

The campaign is the only redeeming quality of this game and it is like 3-4 hours long if you don't play veteran.
The co-op is buggy, DMZ is okay, but a buggy mess.

Multiplayer is full of re-tards

IDK what Warzone 2 is, i haven't opened it yet.

If you are a re-tard and you don't refund this game after the 1488th crash and continue to play it, well then this review is for you.

Open the game and wait for 40 minutes for your game to open and load.

Now you might think the game is un-optimized, but don't worry, it's not just that this game is un-optimized garbage, it is also the fact that it Activison-Blizzard is stealing your data (and your SOUL ) and then selling it to the CCP so they advertise you the perfect 3D printer.



Why a 3D printer? So that you can print an exclusive CCP sponsored anime dildo so they can bend you over while you pay for it.

After you finally load into the main menu (Meanwhile you might as well get married, have a child, raise it, send it to college, get disappointed in it after finding your childs onlyfans, have your child hate you, get divorced, and then jump off of a large building, i prefer building over 80 meters tall. This is my building of choice, 115 meters tall, brand new, Dalmatia Tower: )

Now you can enjoy whatever in the CCP this menu design is:



I don't know who designed this, but i got lost faster than that time my parents "lost" me in Paris while "exploring" the ghetto (Merci maman et papa)

I hope the designer of this is at church and begging God for forgiveness, because i would rate this as a crime against humanity and graphic design

Now as an apology i will show you the original MW2 Main Menu screen which is beautiful, simple, yet genius and artistic:

It's okay

Okay, if your IQ is above 45 (Probably not because you're still reading this) you can enter any gamemode and use any weapon andtry to have fun. To do this you can try to do camo challenges, level up weapons and unlock all the mastery challenges which give you those little keychains that you put on your gun.

But if your IQ is lower than the average IQ of a ficus plant, you can do the following:

Unlock the KV Broadside (Vepr 12 shotgun for that have the IQ of a sunflower) and level it up.
Then obtain the following: Dragons Breath rounds, longest barrel, biggest suppressor, biggest mag and biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laser or flashlight (maybe add an underbarrel shotgun to your shotgun, that's not a joke, you can do it)



After obtaining the SEMEN SLURPER 9000K VER.2 all you need to do is camp in the corner of any map, preferably on SHIPMENT you can make everybody think you're soooooo goooood at the game. Your mom is so proud of you. Every girl in middle school wants you to impregnate her (Kill yourself)

DMZ is just a really bad arcade version of tarkov.

Load in, wait for 45 min for the texture to load and your character to stop falling through the floor.

Loot 420 fridges in empty houses.

Kill basic terrorist enemies. (Or get killed by them because they have aimbot)

Some kind of radiation/gas spreads through the map and you escape by helicopter

Boring, but not a bad idea, just bad execution, it could've been good.

no

Don't buy it, the only redeeming qualities of this game are the animations, they are very good, very very very very good. So good that my tiktok channel (with over 10 million views and 550k likes) is based on it https://www.tiktok.com/@lasamegamix (follow me please, i need 10k followers to get some money for cigarettes).

And now, i will show you some items you can spend your money on instead of this game and it's garbage micro transactions:




This might give you some happiness, and you can consume with friends. Also is cross-play




Also fun with friends, gives you cancer (just like the game) and goes great with coffee




Tie your shoes, hang a nice art piece, or you use it as a necktie, combined with the ceiling.


Title says it all

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