So this is step one and the most important step. Hahaha step hahahah step bro i'm stuck haha HAhaAhHahAHha(plz end my suffering). Okay anyway let's get on with the guide so anyway you have to boot up the game like a madlad, you probably wonder how you can boot up the game like a madlad, well you have to use your mouse to press launch with your huge 1.3 inch ♥♥♥♥(it's huge because if you go to Japan you will have a BBC there).

When you have finally gotten into the game you have to start praying that solo gamemode is there because you have to accept it you're not getting any women, just take your headset off i know it's going to be hard because it is full of gamerfluids but you have to take it off and go outside, when you're there you head to the gym and go PUMP SOME FAWKIN MUSCLES and get all oily and yummi looking.

When you're done with your daily workout you go home and pray like a good little boy to your one and only lord the All mighty God. You get on your knees and start praying until your knees start to bleed.

Ohh actually this is the most important part, DON'T YOU EVER SKIP LEGS. Nobody like to see your hot biceps be huge and all. I know it's hot and all when you only see biceps, no what am i talking about i need to shut up my mind is full of Arnolds biceps. Anyway where was i, ohh yeah DON'T SKIP LEGS, thick thighs saves lives so you have to work hard to be the cutest of em all.

You have to stop drinking your energy drinks and your weird bathwaters you simps, only drink water you have alot of water, some countries like Africa doesn't have it so you can flex on them like a chad.

When after a couple of years doing this you will become the best version of yourself and you're ready to go up to people on the streets and ask a bish out.

This is the end of this godly made guide i'm hoping i helped you to be the best version of yourself.