"Greetings, it is I, your affable, whimsical Norseman of the Varangian guard! But don't be too relaxed, for if you utter one word relating to Orthodoxy, then ill slit your throat and leave your festering corpse on the sidewalk, you arrogant cur. I hear mentions of Orthodox Jesus enough from the Emperor, and his Byzantine couriers, PAH! It's all nonsense I say, and to be candid, IT MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL. I am a warrior, the son of Thor, and I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THE WARBLE OF SOFT, VELVET OBSESSED PRIESTS AND THEIR EFFEMINATE FOLLOWERS. I FOLLOW THOR. I DRINK"