NARRATOR: It was a fine evening, every crewmate was having their 1PM sandwich lunch break together. Everyone had smiles on their faces because mom packed their favorite type of cold cuts; that being , American Cheese and belloni between two pieces of bread.

Blue: *sniffles sadly*

Pink, who is sitting next to blue, notices something is wrong.

Pink:what's wrong little guy? Did you get the hiccups?

Blue: No,*sniffles* I-I Packed some sunflower seeds but someone took them from my crewmate's lunchbox. :(

Pink:ALRIGHT! That's not a funny prank at all! We will get to the bottom of this!

Pink lunges himself upwards and does a gnarly back flip, he lands on top of the table and steps on the emergency button! BHERRRRRRR! Everyone looks at pink.

Pink: ATTENTION CREWMATES! Someone STOLE Blues sunflower seeds from his lunchbox! If you have it,give it back or we will have serious trouble!

Red gets even redder then stands up and squints as he speaks.

Red: I BET IT WAS YELLOW. Yellow loves seed, in fact he loves seed so much I saw him swallow all his dad's seed during the Superbowl.Watch your tongue red.

Red: I have sexual intercourse with your mothe-

Yellow punches a hole from the front of Reds head to the back of his head so fast his fist goes on fire. Then yellow sits down.

Purple: yea i took the seeds.

Purple: I lost the sunflower seeds tho oopsies! *blushes a little awkwardly and tries to hide a fart but fails*

Pink: That's not cool man, straight up I dunno if I can be your friend anymore.

White: Well maybe these little guys could help.

White pours red fire ants all over the table that people were eating sandwiches on and the ants take this opportunity to eat every crumb.
Pink: what the heck man they ate all of our sandwiches ;(

Yellow: You're lucky I ate all of my sandwich or else I would be pissed.

White: Guys dont worry! What do ants like?

Pink, yellow and blue: food.

White: and what are we looking for?

Pink,yellow and blue: sunflower seeds.

White:Ok, so these ants are gonna go look for the sunflower seeds and all we have to do is follow them! There's like 10,000 of them so eventually one of them have to find it!

Blue: Wow amazing Idea! Thank you so much white! *they hug and white gives blue a kiss on top of his head*

Purple *gulps nervously* Hey guys, I need to go to the bathroom, brb.

The ants all look at him and sprint as fast after him as they could. Noticing this, purple starts to run away but the ants are able to keep up by going mock-10.
Yellow: PURPLE HAS THE SEEDS HE NEVER LOST THEM! GET AFTER HIM!

Everyone sprints down the hallway including the ants that are also running upside down from the ceiling.

Blue: Just give me back my seeds and we won't hurt you!

Purple: Fine I give up! Ill stop running just dont kill me!

The ants calm down a little and it goes to a halt in the medbay. Purple tosses the seeds to blue.
Purple: I'm so sorry I'll never do it again. Please don't kill me.

White: It's ok brother, we all make mistakes. Why did you steal from blues lunchbox? Be honest, we are all family.

Purple: I was jealous, I wanted seeds too but I couldn't afford them. I don't even like sunflower seeds. I'm just jealous that he always has a snack when I don't .

White: Why aren't you happy with your current lunch?

Purple: because I want to live in luxury.

White: I think I understand brother. Listen closely, You don't need to have luxury to be happy. The only reason people feel so much greed is because they want to have more than others, they want to feel like they are valued more than others. But your value won't ever make you happy. It's the life experiences and people who surround you who will. You could be the richest man in the world but if you hurt everyone around you to get there it's gonna feel pretty lonely at the top. Find a balance between taking care of yourself and others around you to live life to the fullest with the experience you share.

White: but don't steal from blue.

White stabs purple in the gut with his right hand, with his other hand he sucker punches purple as hard as he physically can. Purple kinda spazzes out and walks backwards like a lost animal. Thats when white does his 360 drop kick and purple dies.
Pink: wanna go play call of duty everyone?
Everyone including ants: YEAH!
Narrator: they all shared a very special few matches of call of duty before yellow and white killed the rest of the lobby and won as imposers.
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