step 3: you still own the game even after it got delisted lmao

I scratched my eyes out with my car keys then got teleported to another dimension where a supernatural being gave me the power of never being able to lose my keys. I am Henry, The Key Master. And that is my origin story...

спс чмо

Thank you, I became the Immortal/Evil Ruler of the world

Actually, you can walk by typing "You walk forward" with story selected, or you could have Do selected and type "walk forward"

thanks this helped me start a thermonuclear war 10/10 service

I did not understand why I became a wok.

accidentally started civil war 2

instructions unclear i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my keyboard

>Do: Walk.