T: So, thats it? No leeway, no compromise, just stupid fucking jokes?
P: You want compromise? How's this. 20 years in the can, I wanted manicotti. I compromised, I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised, I jacked off in a tissue. 20 years in the can, I jacked off in a tissue. I wanted manicotti, I jacked off in grilled cheese. I wanted to fuck a women, I compromised, I jacked off in a woman, I compromised. I jacked off 20 years in the can. I wanted to fuck the radiator instead, I compromised, I fucked the manicotti instead. You see where I'm going?
T: yəh.