first, meet Bierce in her strange looking ballroom..then listen to whatever she tells you, when she tells you about the rings of power, don't listen..just ignore her and go into the portal not knowing what your doing, then go into the hotel you randomly find, and go to the elevator at the end of the hall. there you will see a monkey, go closer to the monkey, then it will jump up screaming, then will go to the top floor, once the elevator door opens, go in, then when the elevator arives 100 years later, you will here Bierce say, Now listen closely, BUT I'M WARNING YOU RIGHT NOW, NOT TO LISTEN TO BIERCE THIS TIME, Because we like annoying Bierce. then when shes done talking break the boards, then find a monkey, then have a chat with the monkey become bff's with the monkey, talk about how you and him were gonna take the ring piece and hurt Bierce with it, spend the night with the monkey in the second secret room. make a YouTube channel with the monkey, buy an Xbox to play with the monkey, then, go up to the chef monkey with your friend monkey and HIT THE CHEF WITH A FRYING PAN, then don't forget this step, laugh at the chef, walk away and sit on a couch, marry the monkey, after 2 weeks, come back to the portal with the monkey (with the ring piece) go out the portal with the monkey. throw the ring piece at Bierce, and then tell Bierce not to ask why a murder monkey is in her ballroom. then end up not getting the rest of the ring pieces, then there's a happily ever after. Congrats, you beat the game. hope this guide helped. XD