Spelunky 2

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The Five Stages of Spelunking
由 Barvaz 制作
This guide seeks to explain the common symptoms that can occur during spelunking trips.
This includes the: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression and finally, Acceptance.
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Stage 1: Denial
In the first couple hours of spelunking, patients might experience a temporary bliss of sorts. Going through the motions; that includes dying quite frequently. But in the end, patients seem satisfied that they have advanced through the game enough and are becoming better.
This stages is the least painful one, since the patient is in denial of what he knows will come of him if he continues down this path. Sooner or later, he will acknowledge it.
Stage 2: Anger
Patients in this stage have moved on from denying what is in front of them, they have seen the horrors of the later stages, and now that they see what they have been hiding away from themselves they become angry. Angered at that robot for blocking off the exit with lava, angry with the random ufo that vandalized kali's alter, making sacrificing much harder. Their thoughts become more scattered and they begin to ire at the world that seeks to destroy them.
Common patient responses in this stage include:
- Breaking gaming equipment
- Screaming very loud
- rage quitting
and blaming the game for their incompetence.*
*Note: while some of these cases may be justified, most are them failing a basic jump.
Stage 3: Bargaining
This stage is marked by the patients persistence to make a deal with themselves that they wont do the same mistake again. This ends up backfiring because they end up devoting their entire attention to the one thing that killed them, thus making them prone to die to a completely different thing that would have been otherwise easy to avoid.
While this may be discouraging, do note that most patients never get past the first stage, and thus never truly become good.
Stage 4: Depression
At this point patients have become quite good at the game, and aware of their own mistakes. This awareness of sorts, combined with their increased skill allows them to progress through the cave just until one spot, where then they get stuck on repeatedly. Their attitude changes, and they become more so frustrated at themselves rather than the game, often backfiring when they try to convince themselves that the ufo that was flying off screen and flung himself directly on to them was fair and balanced. This makes them depressed, many starve themselves after the torture they have suffered, others develop PTSD over all the shopkeepers and slaves they have caused the death of.
Stage 5: Acceptance
The End. they move on. Patients find peace in the chaos, and watch the world burn while they hone their craft.
14 条留言
halfpastone 9 月 1 日 上午 9:33 
I sent this to my friend I play Spelunky 2 with.
Jetstream Sam 4 月 6 日 下午 8:53 
Depression stage here :squirtyay:
itsthejae 2 月 18 日 下午 11:58 
im in the anger stage.
Dominican 1 月 17 日 下午 7:33 
all i feel is depresion
imjoevegas 2024 年 11 月 5 日 上午 9:12 
cool beans
odddibbles 2023 年 6 月 24 日 下午 4:02 
are you or are you not the spelunk
BubbaForge 2023 年 1 月 28 日 下午 6:46 
i like drinking paint
ArchdukeLuke 2023 年 1 月 24 日 下午 5:55 
love introducing my friends to these games and watching them reach the anger stage. only thing that heals my soul; (I am in stage 4 and don't think there is any hope for me to beat this game)
175/176 2023 年 1 月 17 日 下午 1:56 
yeah
TotemYT 2022 年 10 月 26 日 上午 9:11 
stage 7 touching grass