Wolfenstein: The New Order

Wolfenstein: The New Order

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How to kill ♥♥♥♥♥ and their chonky robots
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In this guide I will show you how to kill ♥♥♥♥♥ and their robots, a very important thing to know of course, especially in this game.
   
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I) Introduction :
In order to make kills, you need to have the game in your computer, and I will show you how :

First Step : Have the game in your steam library.

Second Step : Download the game, it can take a long time if you have a slow connection like me, so you can eat a cookie. For example, if it takes 12h to download this game (44 Gb approximately) and if you eat a cookie every 2 minutes, you'll need to have 360 cookies.

Third Step : Launch the game, start a new campaign and choose the difficulty you want to play with.

Now you are ready to learn how to kill ♥♥♥♥♥ !
II) ♥♥♥♥♥ Soldiers :
♥♥♥♥ soldiers are the most common enemy, but some of them can be very dangerous. I will show you the best ways to kill them :

The American way : Use whatever firearm as long as you have ammunitions and shoot them to death. It can take some bullets to take them down, but it is one of the most efficient ways.

The British way : Grab your knife mate and stab these cheeky wankers, these c u n t s just deserve to die innit ! And if they can't see you stab them from behind and throw your knoife in their back mate !

The Michael Bay way : Use your rocket launcher and your grenades, this way they will explode in a huge B O O M ! As soon as you see explosive objects like gas bottles, shoot on it and watch the wonderful explosion that you made.

The Brotherhood of Steel way : The LaserKraftWerk and the AR Marksman in plasma mode are really fun to use against soldiers. When they are killed, they can even explode in a satisfying bloodbath.

Now you can easily annihilate an entire army, as long as you have enough ammunitions. But in your quest of destruction, robots can cause you some problems, and when I say problems, I mean HUGE PROBLEMS !!!
III) C H O N K Y R O B O T S
In this game, robots are BIG DANGEROUS CHUNGUS. They can deal a lot of damage, and are heavily armored, so it can be a little challenging to kill them, but don't worry, you can kill them anyway. Remember, there are two types of robots, BIG CHONKY DOGGO BOTS and GIANT CHONKY BOTS and you have to know how to kill them.

BIG CHONKY DOGGO BOTS : We can only encounter two specimens of this type, the Kampfhund, a dog with some pieces of metal, they are not that dangerous, but they can jump on you and bite you, and that can surprise you during a fight.
And there's the second specimen, the PANZERHUND, a gigantic robot shaped like a huge dog, he is very really fast, and if he bites you you're dead. He is much more resistant than the Kampfhund so beware because you'll need to kill him fast. Use rockets and laser against him because bullets can take too long to take him down.

GIANT CHONKY BOTS : They are bigger,tougher but slower, and can use firearm and can be very dangerous. Some of them can only shoot with a MG60 like the ÜBERSOLDAT but some others can also shoot explosives that can deal a lot of damage like the Guard Bot. In order to kill them, use energy weapons and explosives as a priority to destroy those robots, because bullets can take to much time to kill them, and when they are chasing you, you have no time to waste !

SHOOT THEM TILL THEY EXPLODE !!!!

IV) Conclusion
YOU have the knowledge to kill ♥♥♥♥♥ and their CHONKY robots, you will take down 69 ennemies in a less than a second and be the fear of every soldier. You can start your mass murder in order to defeat ♥♥♥♥♥ and you can't be stopped because you are now invincible ! Even an NUCLEAR BOMB will not be able to kill you because you are harder, better, faster, stronger than a bullet !
6 kommentarer
Charmyzard 18 sep @ 19:43 
The robots are damn artistic man
Hoctoprod  [skapare] 15 jul @ 8:11 
I don't remember exactly how long it took me to write this guide, but it was pretty fast :eaglederp:
airdawg01 14 jul @ 16:53 
I want to know how long it took to write that
Dilet 30 jan, 2023 @ 18:51 
Wolfenstein 3: BJ solos the sun
lol8020 21 nov, 2022 @ 14:33 
nice
chicobasico 20 nov, 2022 @ 13:41 
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