"Slug Cat: *sad noises*
Sans: huh, what was that?, im trying to sleep
Slug Cat: <3
Sans: oh..heya there cutie, you look like you're homeless, i feel so bad for you, come er pal
Slug Cat: :D
Sans: wow, i'm gonna be a great dad to you, i gotta tell papyrus about this
*sans kocking on the door*
Papyrus: SANS WHAT DO YOU WANT!? IT'S 7AM WHY DO YOU HAVE TIO WAKE UP SO-
Slug Cat: hoi :3
Papyrus: UH SANS, WHAT'S THAT THING IN YOUR ARMS?
Sans: it's some weird slug cat thing
Papyrus: SLUG CAT THING?, WHAT WAS IT DOING IN YOU'RE ROOM?
Sans: idk, it was just standing right next to my bed and woke me up, so i decided to take care of it, how about you?
Papyrus: WHAT? NO!, I WOULD NEVER HAVE THAT UGLY THING IN OUR HOUSE, NOT EVEN PET ROCK WOULD
Slug Cat: <:(
Sans: it's ok slug cat, exuse my brother he's a bit eccentric
Papyrus: YOU KNOW WHAT FINE, WE'LL KEEP THAT THING UNTIL I VACINA- I- I MEAN UNTIL IT GROWS UP <:D
Slug Cat: yay <3
im probably gonna make more of this in the future"