Garry's Mod

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How to have a date with a Shadow Demon
由 Astres 制作
Have you ever wondered if you could date that constantly screeching Shadow Demon in your home and have a good time with them? Well, I've got the perfect guide for you! All you have to do is follow these simplest instructions and you'll date said demon in no time!
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=|Preparation|=
You'll need:
  • Basement
  • Rope
  • Huge bag
  • a lot of stun grenades Chair
  • Handgun
Step 1: Find the location of the creature
Locate which room or floor the creature is in, they are most likely chilling in the basement.




Once you spot one, do not get its attention as it will cause it to go either hostile or run away.

Step 2: Throw a stun grenade at the creature?
No demons can attack you nor run if they were stunned, proceed to throw a bunch of stun grenades until their screams can pierce your ears. Once that happens, you can safely proceed to the next step without risking any chances of death.

wait what?

What do you mean that i already did this step in a previous guide?

Of course I am doing it again! it's the most effective method to knock out those things.

I don't care if its repetitive, it's MY guide-

You know what?
Fine.
Step 2: Throw a chair instead
Throw a strong wooden chair toward the shadow demon to instantly knock it out, it is more affordable than a bunch of stun grenades i guess.
Step 3: Pick up the figure and put it in the trash bag
Proceed to drag the dark figure into a huge bag. That way, it'll be more portable and the neighbors won't get suspicious.




Note: Be sure to beat up the creature to decrease it's chances of waking up in the wrong time as instructed in the video below.
Step 4: Enter Hell
Due to the fact that many restaurants would call the cops for kidnapping, Hell restaurants are your only option. Go to your nearest Hell Hole and climb downwards.


If everything is red and bright, then you're in the correct place.
If not and you are surrounded by orange haired mens wearing a blue clothing with a red BowTie, go back as you ended up in JBmod and not hell.
Step 5: Get into the restaurant
In your right, there would be a restaurant called "Jack's Great Restaurant". Unfortunately, it is guarded by heavy who won't let you in if you aren't dead.
So instead of killing yourself, pretend to be the janitor and you'll be able to go in easily!
Step 6: Setup the date
Look for a great location for both of you to sit on.



Once you do, let the creature out of the bag and tie it up into the chair with a rope to prevent it from running away.
Step 7: Wait for it to wake up then start dating!
After waiting for few hours or days depending on how hard you hit it, you'll be able to date the demon easily with no problem at all!
Note:
If the figure starts to aggressively shake as an attempt to escape, point a handgun at them until it stops.
=|Results|=
Congratulations, you successfully had date with the shadow demon and no one was hurt!

P.S: I don't know how a normal date looks like
98 条留言
Bandit. 7 月 14 日 下午 3:19 
Does this work 2025
Neddie 2024 年 11 月 22 日 下午 8:10 
I read the whole guide with "Dating Start" by Toby Fox playing in my head, I'm not sure if I was supposed to, and it may have affected my experience with this guide. You should try it, it's fun!
Sagittarius 2024 年 1 月 6 日 下午 4:11 
Instructions unclear, they thought I was the actual janitor and now I am being forced to clean up the restaurant (they won't let me out)
Astres  [作者] 2023 年 3 月 16 日 下午 1:38 
it is fine
pathogenical 2023 年 3 月 16 日 下午 12:50 
thank you, sorry that i am saying this 2 months later, but it is just now that i am checking my inbox
pistofun 2023 年 2 月 6 日 下午 12:47 
how
Aphex.7\ 2023 年 2 月 5 日 下午 12:59 
love this
MegaMedley 2023 年 2 月 5 日 下午 12:45 
Instructions unclear, fell in love with the shadow demon and went on more dates, broke up with the shadow demon, fell in love again, proposed to the shadow demon, had kids with the shadow demon and then grew old together watching the sunset.
mincraps teev 2023 年 2 月 4 日 下午 7:40 
Instructions unclear; Half-Life 3 appeared in my library instead.
mrbuttoxxxx 2023 年 2 月 4 日 下午 5:17 
Steps misunderstood : I shot it in the head