The basics of bad:
Being bad is easy for some and hard for others, to be bad is quite simple to explain though.To be bad you must be awful, and to be awful you must be bad, see I told you it was simple.

On the premise of being bad

• You must block the wrong directions
  
• You must act like a plonker
  
• You must trash talk
  
• You must, above all else, be bad.

The skills KwiteRite uses to be bad are hard to attain. First you must travel to Mogadashu, then find the man with his right bollock mssing. He will give you the genitalia of a brown pig. You must then eat this genitalia, he will then give you directions to The Hall of 1338 (not to be confused with The Hall of 1337). You will go there and ask for Maurice, and he will give you a book on How to get madbad skillz.

Application of these skills

You can use any modification to M&B Warband, as long as it has a hated class/weapon. You will join a server, pick a hated weapon/class and play badly. Remember to trash talk for example ; 'am rekt u bitc' or 'i feked ur mums wrenkly pessy'. Feel free to be even dirtier, let the inner 12 year old inside of you break loose.

You may also want to consider using a funny account name, and having an ugly face.

Hated classes

• Lancers (NW)
  
• Anything OP: Crossbowmen e.e

Hated Weapons

• Volgue, Bardice or anything fast and two handed in native
  
• Lance

Yes, and no, I am not an autist, it was by design.
To make a good impression

• Speak Sophisticated
  
• Speak of how the mod is unbalanced

Then as everyone thinks well of you, rek that image by doing the things said previously in the guid.

To be bad, you must act good and hate the bad.

So you should hate KwiteRite. He is the worst, when you see him, pelt him with broken Vodka bottles and bullets, disregard his Bayonettiquite guide and stab him in the gullest and let his guts flow to the ground. Come on chant with me
♥♥♥♥ KWITERITE ♥♥♥♥ KWITRITE

I have been your host Barry, I hope you enjoyed this guide, remeber stay bad America, and hate KwiteRite.