[spoilers below]

1. Start match, should have a few people in your party, and a mount.
2. Try to be at least level 35, oh whatever you are at the time you encounter him.
3. Let him go first, like the gentleman/lady you are (also you don't have a choice).
4. Match some gems while also taking a metric ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of damage.
5. Deal about 10 damage over the course of the soul-destroying game.
6. Lose.
7. Re-match straight away in sheer frustration.
8 Repeat steps 4-7, ensuring your rage levels steadily increase. Smash a few breakables on your wall at home (start light, then increase size).
9. Quit game, dwell on your failures over and over again. Become distant to loved ones and pets.
10. Try one last time; load up Puzzle Quest and fight Lord Bane.
11. Die immediately.
12. Punch screen, run out to street babbling gibberish.
13. Assault cops that attempt to restraint you.
14. End up in mental asylum.
15. Arrangle sedative pills in puzzle quest board formation every day.

Tried and tested.