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How to make a game
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The most detailed steps on how to make the best game you could possible imagine
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Think long and hard about what you want to make
You can't make a good game without good ideas, so think about it.
Cowboys in space? sure.
Sans vs Goku? sure why the hell not?
Porn games? Kinda weird but sure
Make it
Now add the objects and stuff.
Don't know how to do that? Idk that's not what I advertised go look at google or something


(disclaimer: this was not made in gamemaker, but you could probably recreate it idk)
Good ending
You now have the best game to ever be made on the face of the earth and you can go put it on steam and get famous and get markiplier to play it


(This is markiplier btw)
Now you can live happily ever after
You have now made all of the money in the world because your game was so good everyone bought it, and then bought it again, leaving you with every money.


(Simulated recreation of you after you make your game)
Optional: Tease a sequel once then never release it to mess with people
This step is entirely optional but it would be pretty funny to make people think you're making a sequel for your game.
(disclaimer: people will likely send you death threats after a few years of no news on the sequel)
Afterwards
After being the richest man in the world, you can now pay for your medical bill after you get a slight cold if you live in america

or you could buy a car
or boat
or two boats
or buy your own game cause it's so good




Thank you for reading this guide and I hope this helps someone on their path to become a game developer


(I am not responsible for Drowsiness, dizziness, blurred vision, upset stomach, nausea, nervousness, constipation, dry mouth/nose/throat, headaches, cancer, dementia, or instant death caused by following this guide)
If you're looking for actual advice
Idk why this is still the only guide for gamemaker I would've expected something more by now (This changed right after I added this section lol). If you are looking for an actual guide instead of something ironic I recommend checking out the official gamemaker site (gamemaker.io) where you can find tutorials on how to make your first game.

Also this actual guide came out 2 days after I added this section go read that if you want actual advice (It's not much but way more than this guide has): https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2940987562

2 more guides that someone put out a bit ago that give pretty good advice as well if you need:
https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2972525600
https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3037944105
34 条留言
A lobotomised Potato 6 月 6 日 下午 1:56 
To make the best game ever I made a porn game about cowboy Sans and space Goku
BothAchiever647 2024 年 3 月 15 日 上午 8:48 
wow :steamhappy:
unfunnyperson123 2024 年 1 月 26 日 下午 2:14 
I made 5 dollars. W Tutorial.
KAZ 2023 年 12 月 10 日 下午 5:59 
instructions unclear, i sharted my pants
mancho 2023 年 11 月 17 日 下午 2:15 
fwaaahh buenisimo hermano
Deer Skull (WITH CROWN) 2023 年 11 月 2 日 下午 4:44 
plants
game
how
to
do
#plants vs zombies
freakshit 2023 年 9 月 23 日 下午 4:35 
the vary gide that helped team charry make hallow knight this is the one im shere of it
Zare-Mordor 2023 年 8 月 4 日 下午 3:47 
Instuctions unclear, i'm being haunted down for witchcraft in Palestine
shynerdwith10inches 2023 年 7 月 5 日 下午 6:46 
Instructions unclear, I am now in a registry
firewolf 2023 年 3 月 21 日 下午 6:32 
Thanks for recommending my (batshit) guide! :Hearthian_Smile: